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Lightbulb jokes

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How many mother's in law does it take to change a lightbulb? None, its ok I'll just sit here in the dark.

4.86 Stars | 7 ratings

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the bulb and nine to drink until the room spins around.

3.71 Stars | 7 ratings

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How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? 0. The b**** got the house.

3.67 Stars | 9 ratings

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How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. One to do it, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

3.80 Stars | 5 ratings

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How many grad students does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 12 years.

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

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How many longshoremen does it take to change a lightbulb? 78. You got a problem with that?

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

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How many New Yorkers (or Torontonians if you're Canadian) does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, he holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

2.80 Stars | 5 ratings

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How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb? 4. One to do it and 3 to dig up the basement looking for Hoffa.

1.75 Stars | 4 ratings

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How many Finns does it take to change a lightbulb. 0, they can't do it. When they notice the bulb is glass and there are threads on it, they spend the rest of the night trying to open it.

1.00 Stars | 4 ratings

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