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Lightbulb jokes  (By irishgit (127) on 11/15/2003)

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How many mother's in law does it take to change a lightbulb? None, its ok I'll just sit here in the dark. (3)  4.86 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many longshoremen does it take to change a lightbulb? 78. You got a problem with that? (0)  4.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. One to do it, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness. (1)  3.80 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the bulb and nine to drink until the room spins around. (4)  3.71 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? 0. The b**** got the house. (4)  3.67 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many grad students does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 12 years. (2)  3.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many New Yorkers (or Torontonians if you're Canadian) does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, he holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. (2)  2.80 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb? 4. One to do it and 3 to dig up the basement looking for Hoffa. (1)  1.75 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many Finns does it take to change a lightbulb. 0, they can't do it. When they notice the bulb is glass and there are threads on it, they spend the rest of the night trying to open it. (1)  1.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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