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Proof that Santa is Evil  (By AndrewScott (72) on 01/05/2004)

Even a much-loved symbol of holiday joy can inspire conniptions in people with issues. This list parodies how people often overreact to the world around them. Rate the humor in these imagined protests against Santa. 5 = Evil Santa!
 
 
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Gives children presents for sitting on his lap (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Santa has the same letters as SATAN! (12)  4.41 (17)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Licensed his greedy butt to 5,329 commercials (10)  4.00 (11)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
He sees you when your sleeping! What a perv! (3)  3.83 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Uses midgets as slave labor (15)  3.81 (16)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
He causes Christian children to forget who the first six letters of Christmas are for (3)  3.50 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
More children sit on his lap than Michael Jackson's (13)  3.47 (15)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Scraggly beard is too much like Osama's (5)  3.29 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
He discriminates against Jewish children (6)  3.20 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Breaks into little children's houses at night (4)  3.17 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Ran over a goofball singer's grandma (10)  3.09 (11)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Called my mom a ho three times (8)  2.80 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Collects welfare 11 months of the year (9)  2.60 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Overworked reindeer has PETA upset (5)  2.00 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Has sat in more fiery chimneys than ... SATAN! (0)  2.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Helps gangsta rappers and the Dixie Chicks go multiplatinum (4)  1.17 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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