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Compelling Reasons for the U.S. to Invade or Annex Canada

Rate the reasons for the US to invade Canada.

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List added by irishgit on 1/27/2004

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1

Pancake industry requires secure supply of maple syrup

4.05 Stars | 22 ratings

2

Too many French up there anyway

4.00 Stars | 14 ratings

3

Don't like looking at a map and seeing someone on top of us

3.62 Stars | 13 ratings

4

Celine Dion comes from Canada. Isn't that enough?

3.44 Stars | 18 ratings

5

Canadian beer is a weapon of mass destruction

3.46 Stars | 13 ratings

6

Their senior citizens have been invading Arizona and Florida for years, clogging up the trailer parks

3.56 Stars | 9 ratings

7

We already run the place culturally and economically, might as well make it official

3.44 Stars | 9 ratings

8

Most Canadians probably wouldn't know the difference anyway

3.56 Stars | 9 ratings

9

They play a subversive type of football with different rules

3.56 Stars | 9 ratings

10

Their head of state is a Queen. Time to overthrow a corrupt monarchy

3.43 Stars | 7 ratings

11

They burned the White House in 1814. Time for some payback

3.10 Stars | 10 ratings

12

They black out the U.S. commercials when they show the Super Bowl

3.71 Stars | 7 ratings

13

They have a party called the Liberals, but they're really conservatives. Let's sort that out.

3.57 Stars | 7 ratings

14

They steal jobs from Hollywood by luring film productions to Vancouver

3.43 Stars | 7 ratings

15

We need to liberate the Toronto Blue Jays and Toronto Raptors, who are being held hostage

2.78 Stars | 9 ratings

16

Their money looks like it belongs in a Monopoly set

3.40 Stars | 5 ratings

17

Too much space, not enough people. Time to fix that.

3.17 Stars | 6 ratings

18

They've been trying for years to subvert our youth to play hockey.

3.00 Stars | 8 ratings

19

Mounties are sneaky

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

20

Their National Animal is the Beaver.

2.57 Stars | 7 ratings

21

When President Bush visited the place, some Canadians protested and made rude gestures at him. Let's teach those impolite twerps a lesson they won't soon forget.

2.56 Stars | 9 ratings

22

Because their armed forces are useless and have never participated in any military conflict in a meaningful manner. (added in honour of DickDirk and Mr. Political)

2.29 Stars | 7 ratings

23

It's the oil

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

24

Three hundred kinds of cheese, but just try to get a decent bourbon up there.

2.80 Stars | 5 ratings

25

They still trade with Cuba

1.86 Stars | 7 ratings

26

Their soldiers caused our pilots to waste ordnance killing them by accident in Afganistan

1.80 Stars | 5 ratings

27

Their government funds a foreign stripper program to expedite visas for central European women to lapdance in Canada. Sounds like a free-trade violation.

1.50 Stars | 6 ratings

28

Someone has to stop Brandon Brick

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

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