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"I'm not only going to win New Hampshire, but I'm going to win South Carolina, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Missouri, Michigan, New York, California, and back to the White House! Yee-Ha!" -Howard Dean

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Speed, Saturday night at Whitney Houston's house!" Steven Cojocaru

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"I want to kiss you." -Joe Namath

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(After winning a small New Hampshire town with 15 votes at around midnight on the day of the New Hampshire Primary) "This is a big step forward." -Wesley Clark

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"There are more people running for governor of the state of California than there are who saw the movie "Gigli" -Jay Leno

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"the American people" -George W. Bush

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(After winning the New Hampshire Primary) "I love New Hampshire!" -John Kerry

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"I was going after Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein before George Bush even knew how to pronounce their names." -Joe Lieberman

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"I'm the only Democratic Presidential Candidate who's ever balanced a budget and I'm the only one who's delivered health care." -Howard Dean

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