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Dumb Quotes...  (By Donovan (124) on 06/20/2005)

Below are a few quotes that just did not come out the way the were intended, or did they? 5 = Really dumb, 1 = not dumb at all 5 = Great
 
 
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina (8)  4.83 (12)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery (9)  4.69 (13)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. (6)  4.60 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. (6)  4.50 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. (12)  4.40 (15)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman (2)  4.40 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. (14)  4.00 (18)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"A zebra can't change his spots." -- Al Gore (12)  4.00 (13)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama (11)  3.91 (11)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey (7)  3.80 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark (5)  3.67 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle (13)  3.65 (17)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. (6)  3.50 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible — whatever that means." —George W. Bush (3)  3.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President (9)  3.33 (12)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP (6)  3.30 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca (7)  3.10 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. (5)  2.80 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (4)  2.57 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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