Essential Truths

5.00 Stars | 4 ratings

A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant

5 reviews

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes

5 reviews

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. A ceiling Fan can hit a baseball a long way

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is strong enough if tied to a paint can to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy

6 reviews

2.83 Stars | 6 ratings

When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke

6 reviews

2.67 Stars | 6 ratings

A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies

1 review

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

The spin cycle on the washing machine does however make cats dizzy

1 review

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

You probably do not want to know what that odor is

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Pool filters do not like Jell-O

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Super glue is forever

2.67 Stars | 3 ratings

A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep

2.33 Stars | 3 ratings

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do