Made Up Slang Words and Their Definitions

Stolen from many sources, these are conglomerations of words which would be functional, if someone could standardize them.

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Phonesia-The affliction of dialing a phone and forgetting whom you have called, just as they answer.

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2.73 Stars | 250 ratings

E-nnoying-The practise of pestering your friends and colleagues with excessive amounts of emailed jokes, pictures, movie-clips, etc.(Compliments, earthbound)

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4.25 Stars | 8 ratings

Pupkus-The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses his nose to it.

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Disconfect-Sterilizing a piece of candy dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming germ removal by doing so. (Differentiated from the "5 second rule. " That's different. )

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4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Idiotsyncracy (sugg by Kamylienne) the odd idea that if you get enough morons together at the same time they could rule the world

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3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

Conversate

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2.75 Stars | 4 ratings

Frust-A small line of debris which refuses to be swept onto a dustpan, causing the sweeper to back across an entire room, finally reaching the edge of a rug, which the debris can then safely be swept under.

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5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Telecrastination-The act of always letting the phone ring twice before answering it, even though the phone is in your hand immediately after the first ring.

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3.20 Stars | 5 ratings

Jawn (sugg by Wavebacker) In the black community, a subject previously mentioned or discussed

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Aquadextrous-Able to turn on/off the faucet with one's feet

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3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

Elbonics-The epic struggle of two people sharing an armrest on an airplane or in a movie theater.

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2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Underdepartured

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2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

Nu-CU-ler

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Carperpetuation-Running over a string with a vacuum cleaner many times, only to pick it up, examine it, lay it back down again and vacuum it again.

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Peppier-A waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole responsiblity seems to be asking diners if they want ground pepper.

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