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Things You Wouldn't Want To Do At Work  (By Gentle Jude (23) on 11/24/2005)

This is meant to be a fun weblist and to make you think, ‘Gee I’m glad I don’t do that at work!’ Or maybe you do some of these things at work and think there is nothing wrong with it. Either way, this is your opportunity to express your ‘hidden’ desires ie you would like to blow off in front of people at work. Or it is your opportunity to be disgusted. Generally, this weblist is in the setting of a formal type of office environment because eg swearing is not acceptable in most offices, but is common language in some jobs eg labourers. RATING SYSTEM – 5 – You wouldn’t even dream of doing this. 3 – Maybe you would if you were brave enough. 1 – I already do this, what’s the problem? 5 = Not even dream it
 
 
 
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Be outwardly sexist or racist in a workplace that is all for affirmative action and equal opportunity (10)  5.00 (12)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Deliberately say controversial things around certain groups of people (3)  5.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Smoke inside the office (although there are no smoking signs) (3)  5.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Walk on the tables instead of around them (for a short cut) (1)  5.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Tipping the bins over (0)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Stick gum under the desk or on the carpet (3)  4.75 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Be an excessive brown noser (8)  4.70 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Walk in on the carpeted floor with muddy shoes (2)  4.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Act as if you are the boss on your first day (5)  4.40 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Breathing on your boss when you have a cold (3)  4.40 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Make prank phone calls on the office phone (4)  4.40 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Whistle at your female employer (8)  4.27 (11)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Dress in the wrong attire eg in a factory or mechanic, dressing in a tuxedo or in an office, wearing torn jeans, a tank top. (7)  4.25 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Amuse yourself with the Copying Machine (4)  4.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Eat while talking on the phone (sug by Ridgewalker) (5)  4.17 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Pass wind in front of people (6)  4.14 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Go around smelling people’s hair (6)  4.00 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Not observe Occupational Health and Safety rules (3)  4.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Be rude and abusive to customers (12)  3.92 (12)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Constantly arrive late (12)  3.85 (13)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Getting involved in ‘office politics’ (18)  3.84 (19)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Arrive at 12 noon (assuming a 9am to 5pm job) and tell your boss that you just got out of bed (5)  3.83 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Be caught doing things which you shouldn’t eg going on porn sites, playing computer games. (5)  3.83 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Have alcohol or drugs on premises (4)  3.80 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Offer to polish your bosses shoes by licking them (4)  3.80 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Come naked (12)  3.77 (13)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Pig out at formal business dinners (6)  3.71 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Eat other people’s lunch (13)  3.64 (14)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Women putting their make up on in the office instead of in the car on the way to work. (4)  3.60 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Burp (especially when it is meant to be a quiet environment) (3)  3.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Go into someone else's desk (sugg by Ridgewalker) (3)  3.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Arrive drunk (8)  3.44 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Sware in front of your employer (in a formal office environment) (9)  3.40 (10)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Be incompetent (5)  3.33 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Distract people from their work on purpose (2)  3.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Take your shoes off, and put your feet up on the table in a board meeting so they are close to people’s faces (2)  3.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Fall asleep on the job (3)  3.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Bring your dog into the office (8)  3.00 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Playing practical jokes (Sug by Ridgewalker) (2)  3.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
After being employed for a few days at a new job, taking a couple of sickies (when you are not actually genuinely sick) (0)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Lie to your boss or other people (0)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Scratching scratchies at your desk (Sug by Ridgewalker) (0)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Spit into trashcans (especially from far distances) (1)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Throw paperballs at passing co-workers (1)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Tell your boss what you really think of them (9)  2.78 (9)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Makeout with a co-worker in the office (3)  2.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Leering at your female secretary (1)  2.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Pull fire alarm just to leave early (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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