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Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't

Thanksgiving taboo? 1=Not funny/inoffensive 5=Very funny/offensive

Star Rating Scale: 1 = Not amusing / 2 = A little amusing / 3 = Amusing / 4 = Quite amusing / 5 = Very amusing

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List added by SZinHonshu on 11/24/2005

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1

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

5.00 Stars | 6 ratings

2

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

3

“And he forces his way into the end zone!” (sugg. by Blue Orchid)

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

4

"Don't play with your meat."

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

5

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

6

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

7

"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

8

"It's Cool Whip time!"

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

9

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

10

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

11

"I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time."

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

12

"It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

13

"Talk about a huge breast!"

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

14

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

15

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

16

"You'll know when it's ready when it pops up."

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

17

"Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

18

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

19

"Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest."

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

20

"I'm hungry for pie." (sugg. by Blue Orchid)

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

21

"Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it."

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

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