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Little known facts about Chuck Norris  (By PzKpfw VI E (27) on 02/06/2006)

ReviewerRate these unknown facts about Chuck Norris. Any option with the '...' label after will continue in the description setting, some are far too long to work properly (Its not my fault, that's just how badass Chuck Norris is). Information from www.chucknorrisfacts.com. And I would like to thank daedalus, who pointed out my mistake of not adding a site to the information. 5 = Strongly Agree
 
 
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. (2)  5.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. (1)  5.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability... (0)  5.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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Chuck Norris found out about the 9/11 terrorist attacks before they happened and stopped Al Qaeda... (0)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris went black, and did go back. (0)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Someone once asked Chuck Norris: "Hey Chuck..did you know that a slang term for "vomit" was "UpCHUCK"? (0)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When Chuck Norris dies he's not going to walk through the pearly gates... (0)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad. (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman... (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much would a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood... (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris"... (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist. (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.' (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Chuck Norris only misses 30%. (0)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life there. (0)  4.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Great White Sharks have an agreement with Chuck Norris, that if he sticks to the land, they’ll stick to the water. (0)  4.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Heart disease may be the new leading cause of death in women age 45 to 65, but Chuck Norris is still the leading cause of death in men age 0 to 125 (0)  4.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. (1)  4.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors (1)  4.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. (5)  4.00 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (2)  4.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris (1)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, Grim Ripper can't get up the courage to tell him. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs... (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
In his free time, Chuck Norris knits sweaters. But when I say “knit”, I mean kick. And when I say “sweaters”, I mean babies. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Kevlar armor is actually Chuck Norris’s skin. (He sheds every day). (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard... (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm... (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When at his own bachelor party, Chuck Norris ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When Chuck Norris was a teenager; he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya Mountains... (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. (0)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
A company once tried to market Chuck Norris toilet paper. It failed miserably when they realized it wouldn't take crap from anyone. (2)  3.75 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. (1)  3.75 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”. (1)  3.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
On April 26, 1986, after a private meeting between Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev, Chuck Norris was briefed by the President on Russia's explicit denial that a being such as Chuck Norris existed. In pure rage, Chuck Norris swam the Pacific, tre (0)  3.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon. (0)  3.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. (1)  2.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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