Baseball Umpire Heckles

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Were you a lookout at Pearl Harbour?

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Don't bother brushing off the corner's blue, you're not calling them anyway

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I've seen better eyes on a potato

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You couldn't call a cab

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Wake up blue, you're missing a great game

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Bend over and look out of your good eye!

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I thought only horses slept standing up

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Open your good eye

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We know you're blind, we've seen your wife

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Did you lose your strike zone in the lights

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They're putting your strike zone on milk cartons

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How did you become an umpire? Flunk out of tollbooth school?

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Nice call, Mr. Magoo

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The French judge says its a strike.

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Wipe the dirt off that called strike.

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heckles

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I got confused the first time I saw a game too.

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I've seen better Blues in a Crayola box

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Its a strike zone, not an end zone

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Stevie Wonder could see that one.

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You couldn't call hogs

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You couldn't get a pitchout right