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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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4.17 Stars | 6 ratings

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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3.80 Stars | 5 ratings

On a Fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

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3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

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3.43 Stars | 7 ratings

At a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

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3.80 Stars | 5 ratings

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

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4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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2.50 Stars | 2 ratings

At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."

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3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

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2.50 Stars | 2 ratings

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

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2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

At a Proctologist's door:"To expedite your visit please back in."

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2.00 Stars | 2 ratings

On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

In a Podiatrist's office: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

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1.50 Stars | 2 ratings

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