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Lines from "Arsenic and Old Lace"

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Elaine: You can take the honeymoon, your wedding ring, your taxi, your window seat, and put 'em in a barrel and push 'em all over Niagara Falls!

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Martha: For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.

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Mortimer: Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops.

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Mortimer: There's a body in the windowseat! (Abby: Yes dear, we know.)

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Johnathan: He said I looked like Boris Karloff!

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Abby: Now Mortimer, you behave. You're too old to be flying off the handle like this!

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Mortimer: Pull up a tombstone!

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Cab Driver: I knew this would end up in the nuthouse. (Witherspoon: We like to think of it as a rest home!)

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Cab Driver: I'm not a cab driver. I'm a coffeepot!

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Dr. Einstein: Well, I'm off to Panama. Bon voyage!

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Elaine: Mortimer! Right out here in the open with everyone looking? (Mortimer: Yes, right out here in the open with everyone looking. Let everyone in Brooklyn over sixteen look!)

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Jonathan: I'm Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed! (Teddy: No, you're not Wilson, but you're face is familiar. Let me see. You're not anyone I know right now - perhaps later on my hunting trip. Yes, you look like someone I might meet in the jungle.)

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Martha: One of our gentlemen found time to say 'How delicious!' before he died.

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Mortimer: Men just don't get into window seats and die! (Abby: Of course not dear. He died first.)

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Mortimer: Now, here's ten dollars. Why don't you be a good sport and go out and haunt yourself a hotel?

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Mortimer: You didn't want the reverend to see the body? (Abby: Well, not at tea. That wouldn't have been very nice.)

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Mortimer: You wouldn't want to have children with three heads, would you? I mean, you wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell. Oh, it would be bad.

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Mortimer: You... Get out of here! D'ya wanna be poisoned? D'ya wanna be murdered? D'ya wanna be killed?

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Reporter: Seems like the same suckers get married everyday.

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Tedddy: Mr. Witherfork! (Mr. W: SPOON!)

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Teddy: Chaaaaaarge!

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Teddy: This is a picture of when I take my hunting trip to Africa. This is me, and this is you. (Dr. Einstein: My how I've changed.)

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