Stuff You Don't Want to Hear at the Doctor's Office/Hospital/Operating Room/Etc.

Here's a list of stuff I came up with of things you don't want to hear while getting operated on or perhaps, being analyzed by some weird neo-Freudian. Suggestions are welcome and encouraged.

Star Rating Scale: 1 = No biggie / 2 = I've heard worse / 3 = Uh oh.... / 4 = He said WHAT? / 5 = NOOOOOOOOOO!

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List added by HistoryFan on 4/11/2006

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Ooops!

3 reviews

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

I'm regret to tell you that you have less than 6 months to live (thanks Ridgewalker)

4 reviews

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

(DR picks up defilibrators) Ooooh, I wonder what these things do (puts them on his chest)

3 reviews

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

(From a neurosurgeon) You're my first patient...what I'm gonna do is, well, I guess open your head up and see if I can't find that brain tumor. Now....if I can only remember how to open up someone's skull.

2 reviews

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Y'know.....graduating medical school with a C- GPA really isn't that bad

2 reviews

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

I accidentally removed the kidney instead of the appendix...oh well.

2 reviews

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

Uh oh....I drilled the wrong tooth. Ah, he didn't need that one anyway.

1 review

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

(From a psychiatrist) From listening to you talk about your life, I have concluded that you have the personality of a brick.

3 reviews

3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

(DR examining patient w/sore throat) Say AHHHH....ooooh, I've never seen white patches in someone's mouth before. I wonder what those are.

1 review

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

(DR examining an overweight patient) Nah, you're not fat, you're just big boned. NEXT!

1 review

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

(From an X-Ray tech.) Hey guys....check this out! I just x-rayed my butt! (as opposed to sitting on the Xerox machine and copying it)

2 reviews

2.00 Stars | 2 ratings

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