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Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a sh*t about the rules? Mark it zero!

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

2

Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous. The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

3

Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

4

The Dude: [repeated line by The Dude and others] That rug really tied the room together.

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

5

The Stranger: Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

3.40 Stars | 5 ratings

6

[being forced into a limousine] The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

7

Maude Lebowski: My father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut.

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

8

The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man? The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

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Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. The Dude: What about the toe?

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10

Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

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Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

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Walter: You have got to buck up, man. You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament

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The Dude: [looking at a picture of the Little Lebowski Urban Acheivers] And these are uh... Brandt: Oh, those are Mister Lebowski's children. The Dude: Different mothers. Brandt: No...The Dude: So racially, he's pretty cool?

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

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Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

15

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

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Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! F*ck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

17

Bunny Lebowski: Blow on them. The Dude: You want me to blow on your toes? Bunny Lebowski: I can't blow that far.

3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

18

The Big Lebowski: I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

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The Dude: I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.

3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

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[after reporting the stolen car] The Dude: Do you find them much, these, stolen cars? Younger Cop: Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. Older Cop: Or the Creedence.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

21

[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude] Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be about ready to fix the cable. Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. The Dude: He fixes the cable?

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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[the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched] The Dude: Well, they finally did it. They killed my f*cking car.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

23

Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw sh*t, Lebowski.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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The Dude: [on the phone] Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack!

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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The Dude: F*ckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. The Dude: Yeah? Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

26

The Dude: I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

27

The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a g*d damn moron.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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Walter Sobchak: The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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Walter Sobchak:All right, I can see you don't want to be consoled here, Dude. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

30

[the Dude has been drugged and is semi-conscious] Jackie Treehorn: Refill? The Dude: Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

31

Da Fino, Private Snoop: I'm a Brother Seamus! The Dude: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish monk?

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

32

Da Fino: Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

33

Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. The Dude: On you maybe.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

34

Malibu Police Chief: I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

35

Maude Lebowski: Now, what happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well? The Dude: Ah, no that was the chief of police of Malibu. A real reactionary.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

36

Maude Lebowski: Uli Hauff? Her Co-Star in The Beaver Picture? The Dude: Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? WAIT! You know this guy? Maude Lebowski: Oh, I might have introduced him for all I know.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

37

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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The Dude: By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I have to, uh, check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher, uh, tax bracket.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

40

The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

42

The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides. The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

43

Tony the Chauffeur: So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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Walter Sobchak: F*cking Germans. Nothing changes. F*cking Nazis. Donny: They were Nazis, Dude? Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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Walter Sobchak: Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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Brandt: You never went to college... The Dude: Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... heckling the ROTC... and bowling.

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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