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Perks for Being Over 50 Years of Age

If you live long enough, you too shall become fifty. Here are the perks of reaching that milestone! Please discuss, rate them and suggest your own!

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List added by GenghisTheHun on 8/15/2006

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1

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

2

You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

3

Your eyes won't get much worse.

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

4

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

5

You can live without sex but not your glasses.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

6

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

7

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

3.00 Stars | 4 ratings

8

When you move to Florida, people start calling you "sonny boy"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

9

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

10

You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

11

You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

12

You sing along with elevator music.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

13

People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

14

No one expects you to run--anywhere.

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

15

You can't remember why you are reading this list.

2.75 Stars | 4 ratings

16

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2.67 Stars | 3 ratings

17

You can have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

2.50 Stars | 2 ratings

18

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

19

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

20

Things you buy now won't wear out.

2.33 Stars | 3 ratings

21

You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

1.33 Stars | 3 ratings

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