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Crazy in the Elevator

Rate these crazy things you can do in an elevator. Please add to this list. I'm sure you can all come up with some good ones.

Star Rating Scale: 1 = Think again / 2 = Not very funny / 3 = Modest stupidity / 4 = Have some fun / 5 = Get attention in a big way

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List added by SharonParry on 11/16/2006

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1

Hand out fake phone numbers and tell them you'd really like to stay in touch now that you've met

4.88 Stars | 8 ratings

2

Just stand there and laugh like *

4.33 Stars | 6 ratings

3

Tell your fellow riders about your recent visit to the doctor

4.14 Stars | 7 ratings

4

Act like you're trying to pull the doors open while elevator is still in motion

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

5

Ask if anyone has a lighter

4.33 Stars | 6 ratings

6

Put on a surgical mask and wait with a 6 in syringe ready to give out flu shots ( Thank you, Ridge )

4.75 Stars | 4 ratings

7

When you get off on your floor, tell them all how sorry you are you must go and how much you'll miss them

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

8

Take a stuffed animal with you and then groom it and talk to it

4.33 Stars | 6 ratings

9

Give a fake ticket to each person when getting on

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

10

Open up a big map and ask someone where you are

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

11

pretend you are talking to imaginary friend (Thank you, Steve )

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

12

Tell them they must show ID in order to ride

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

13

Explain to them all what the Illuminati is

4.17 Stars | 6 ratings

14

Carry on one of those fake dead chickens and tell them they're all invited to dinner

4.00 Stars | 7 ratings

15

Growl at people ( Thank you, Numbah )

4.00 Stars | 7 ratings

16

Attempt to cut open the door with a lightsaber

3.25 Stars | 8 ratings

17

Tell someone you know what they're thinking and it's not very nice

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

18

Explain to everyone that you don't make a habit of riding with strangers

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

19

Pretend you're searching for a hidden camera

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

20

When pressing the buttons, say EenyMeenyMinyMo

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

21

Lecture them on the dos and don'ts of using elevators

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

22

Open up a large bag and start unpacking it as if to be moving in

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

23

Ask someone if they'd like to go down in the elevator (Thanks, Blue Orchid!)

3.80 Stars | 5 ratings

24

Each floor there's a stop at, say, "Naw, not that one"

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

25

Exclaim " there must be an easier way of getting upstairs"

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

26

Shake hands with each person and tell them you are the elevator captain

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

27

Use the call button and ask how long it will take to arrive at your destination

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

28

A sign that says; you are now free to move about the Elevator

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

29

Ask each person if you look too fat in this outfit

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

30

Make animal noises

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

31

March in place making the sound of a trumpet

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

32

Offer them each a multi vitamin, eaxplaing how beneficial they can be

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

33

Once inside, sit down and begin to meditate

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

34

Point at a different person every few seconds and say " you're it "

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

35

Tell them all you must have a window seat and proceed to the center

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

36

Wear a cape and tell them you're sure you can fly once you reach the top floor

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

37

Takealong some paper games and ask if anyone wants to play

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

38

Act hysterical and tell everyone you didn't want to be here today

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

39

Keep opening and closing doors

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

40

Tell everyone thay look like movie stars

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

41

Talk to R2D2 on your "comlink" and keep telling him what floor you need

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

42

Repeat some St Oloff stories

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

43

Ask someone to...pull my finger

3.00 Stars | 4 ratings

44

Keep hitting the # buttons as though you're confused about where you're going

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

45

Take in some small candies and pretend you're popping pills

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

46

Take your shoes off when getting on and off elevator

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

47

A sign that says only one passenger at a time

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

48

Take in enough wine glasses for all and offer a toast

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

49

Ask each person if they'd like you to have a talk with their boss

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

50

Ask someone to scratch your back

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

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