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Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, But Aren't

Rate and discuss these innocuous sayings and suggest your own.

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List added by GenghisTheHun on 11/22/2006

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1

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

2

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

3

"Talk about a huge breast!"

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

4

"Don't play with your meat."

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

5

"How many are coming?"

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

6

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

7

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

8

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

9

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

10

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

11

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

12

"Are you going to come again next time?"

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

13

"It's Cool Whip time!"

3.50 Stars | 2 ratings

14

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

15

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

16

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

17

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

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18

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

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19

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

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20

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

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21

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

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22

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

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23

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

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