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Funny quips, insults and one-liners.  (By GenghisTheHun (167) on 01/01/2007)

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. (5)  5.00 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? (4)  5.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. (3)  5.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The worst thing about getting old is getting old. (3)  5.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. (2)  5.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. (2)  5.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Her mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Never miss a good chance to shut up. (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Who stopped payment on her reality check? (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
All generalizations are false, including this one. (6)  4.67 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Never mess up an apology with an excuse. (6)  4.67 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. (6)  4.67 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. (3)  4.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. (2)  4.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. (3)  4.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. (7)  4.63 (8)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse. (6)  4.50 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. (4)  4.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. (4)  4.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. (4)  4.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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