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Great Truths

The following are great truths that we as humans have learned over years of being the smarter tier of the food chain.

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List added by Donovan on 3/8/2007

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You can't trust dogs to watch your food

4.56 Stars | 9 ratings

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus 3) You are Santa Claus 4) You look like Santa Claus

4.71 Stars | 7 ratings

3

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair

4.57 Stars | 7 ratings

4

Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

4.50 Stars | 8 ratings

5

Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree

4.67 Stars | 6 ratings

6

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats

4.11 Stars | 9 ratings

7

Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time

4.00 Stars | 7 ratings

8

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts

4.60 Stars | 5 ratings

9

At age 4 success is . . not piddling in your pants

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

10

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person

3.67 Stars | 6 ratings

11

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk

5.00 Stars | 3 ratings

12

Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

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At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

14

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

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When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

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At age 12 success is . . . having friends

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

17

The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

18

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

19

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

20

Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

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At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

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At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

23

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

24

When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

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At age 75 success is . . . having friends

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

26

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

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At age 50 success is . . . having money

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

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At age 35 success is . . having money

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

29

It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

2.57 Stars | 7 ratings

30

War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

31

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair and a thrill ride

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

32

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get

1.00 Stars | 1 ratings

33

If You're Receiving Flak, You're Over the Target

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

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