Evidence that You Have Grown Up

4.29 Stars | 7 ratings

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

3.43 Stars | 7 ratings

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

6 reviews

4.00 Stars | 6 ratings

You take naps.

3.43 Stars | 7 ratings

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid rather than condoms and pregnacy tests.

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

3.60 Stars | 5 ratings

The vast majority of the time spent in front of a computer is for real work.

8 reviews

3.50 Stars | 8 ratings

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset rather than settling your stomach.

2 reviews

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

3.60 Stars | 5 ratings

Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

3.40 Stars | 5 ratings

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

4 reviews

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

Your friends marry and divorce rather than "hook up" and "break up."

3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

You don't know, anymore, what time Taco Bell closes.

2.50 Stars | 6 ratings

You hear your favorite song in a elevator.

8 reviews

2.44 Stars | 9 ratings

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "Pretty good sh*t!"

2.43 Stars | 7 ratings

The latest toy your partner brings home isn't a toy

2 reviews

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

You feed your dog Science Diet rather than McDonald's leftovers.

1 review

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

You go from 180 days of vacation time to fourteen.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

You're one one calling the police because those #$%@& kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

4 reviews

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.

2.67 Stars | 3 ratings

You watch the Weather Channel.

2.00 Stars | 5 ratings

When you find out your friend is pregnant, you extend congratulations instead of "Oh, sh*t! What happened?"