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Humourous "words to live by"  (By Vudija (92) on 06/18/2007)

a list of humourous words of wisom and thought-provoking sarcasm 5 = So True/So Funny!
 
 
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The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (4)  5.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. (4)  5.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together. (2)  5.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it (2)  5.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids! (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Success comes before work... only in the dictionary (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere (1)  5.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. (4)  4.75 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. (4)  4.75 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. (3)  4.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog! (7)  4.57 (7)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups (4)  4.50 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
When all else fails, look cute (5)  4.40 (5)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas. (3)  4.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
no where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair (3)  4.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
There are two theories on how to win an argument with a woman, neither one works. (4)  4.25 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Silence is golden...but duct tape is silver (4)  4.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson (1)  4.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. (1)  4.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (1)  4.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You're only bad if you're caught... (1)  4.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Rule: Every rule has an exception. (5)  3.83 (6)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example. (4)  3.75 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
What you see is NEVER what you get (2)  3.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. (3)  3.00 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Don't squat with your spurs on. (2)  3.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
A word like commitment can turn into a sentence. (1)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
No one is listening until you fart (1)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. (1)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. (1)  3.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
act your age and not your shoe size (2)  2.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Silence is golden...but shouting is fun! (2)  2.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey! (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pr*cks (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If you don't Stand for Something, You will Fall for Everything (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Madness chases some, but waits for others... (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married ! (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
SMILE! it scares people... (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once! (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adulthood. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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