Interesting Reactions to Getting Dumped

3.63 Stars | 8 ratings

Mom didn't like you anyways...

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3.40 Stars | 10 ratings

I guess I can take that ring back to the store, then...

3.86 Stars | 7 ratings

So... can we still have sex?

3.63 Stars | 8 ratings

Oh look! Christmas decorations....

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

Provide for you? What is this, the 1950's?

3.80 Stars | 5 ratings

Are we done here? I've got a bar waiting...

3.38 Stars | 8 ratings

Is that your final answer?

3.60 Stars | 5 ratings

Do you want the website that I'm gonna post those pics of you on now or should I email it to you?

3.50 Stars | 6 ratings

So I can start putting your stuff on Ebay now, right?

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Sorry, were you saying something? I was watching the game.

3.14 Stars | 7 ratings

Wait.....Which one are you again?

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

...and to think I just bought all that new bondage gear!

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

So which porn videos do you want?

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

Thanks. Now I have some great pick up material.

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

Yea, more money for lightsabers!

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

Is this about that donkey punch?

3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

So what's your sister doing this weekend?

3.00 Stars | 7 ratings

You can fix your own car now!

3.00 Stars | 5 ratings

Well, I was gonna dump you next week, so I guess this saves me the trouble.

2.83 Stars | 6 ratings

How 'bout one to remember you by...

2.50 Stars | 6 ratings

Funny, I really WAS after your money...

2.80 Stars | 5 ratings

Good. Now I can tell exactly how fat you looked in those pants.

2.75 Stars | 4 ratings

But my Parole Officer thought we were made for each other!

2.60 Stars | 5 ratings

You were just as lousy in the sack as me!

2.00 Stars | 6 ratings

You may take my life, but you'll never take... MY FREEDOM!

1.83 Stars | 6 ratings

Eh, I didn't really consider us to be going anywhere either...