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Answers to "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"  (By MissPackRat4Jesus (38) on 10/02/2007)

I'm in a somewhat goofy mood today, so here's a weird little list I threw together just for the heck-uv-it. We've all heard this joke that must have been around for a hundred years, perhaps more. Its most obvious answer is "To get to the other side." This can't be the only answer. I'd like to rejuvenate this weary old question with some other possible responses. Guess what? You're welcome to join in on the fun! So go ahead, and dig right in! Requests are welcome. 5 = 5
 
 
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To escape Colonel Sanders and his 11 herbs and spices. (4)  5.00 (4)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
For Some 'Fowl' Reason (2)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
There were no cars coming. (2)  4.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
He thought it was good exercise. (2)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
He wandered from the farm and got lost, so he doesn't know where he is. (2)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The chicken won't say because he can't talk. (2)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
What's a chicken doing crossing the road? (1)  4.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
He couldn't drive. (1)  4.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
To go shopping. (1)  4.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
For the heck of it. (2)  3.50 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
To go to fast food. (3)  3.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
How do we know the chicken crossed the road? (3)  2.67 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
To get to the other side. (1)  2.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Because he felt like it. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
The question isn't "why", but "how". (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
To lay an egg (if female). (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Why is it always a chicken? (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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