Wordsmith Extraordinare. . .the Quotes of Mike Tyson

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"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

7 reviews

4.56 Stars | 9 ratings

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

7 reviews

4.71 Stars | 7 ratings

“Everybody's got plans...until they get hit.”

6 reviews

4.83 Stars | 6 ratings

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

5 reviews

4.67 Stars | 6 ratings

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

5 reviews

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

"He was screaming like my wife."

5 reviews

3.83 Stars | 6 ratings

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

4 reviews

3.00 Stars | 5 ratings

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

4 reviews

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

3 reviews

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

3 reviews

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

3 reviews

2.75 Stars | 4 ratings

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

3 reviews

3.00 Stars | 3 ratings

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

4 reviews

2.75 Stars | 4 ratings

I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too.

3 reviews

2.75 Stars | 4 ratings

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

2 reviews

2.67 Stars | 3 ratings

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