How to Tell You are a Douchebag

5.00 Stars | 5 ratings

You abuse pets and/or people.

4.50 Stars | 6 ratings

You use the toliet in a washroom, and don't flush it afterwards.

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

You act smug and above everyone, else around you.

4.00 Stars | 6 ratings

You let your dog continously take a dump on your (or neighbour's) lawn.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

You think "Hey Baby" qualifies as a pick-up line.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

"Do you know who I work for?"

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

You always pop your collar up.

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

You Mooch Off Your Parents And Still Treat Them Like Crap.

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

You explain away a horrific event as "It was God's will."

4.00 Stars | 6 ratings

You plagarize other people's work.

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

You think people are idiots, because they don't like the same film, TV show, band, music, book. or piece of art, that you do.

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

Name dropping

3.83 Stars | 6 ratings

You treat others like dirt.

3.83 Stars | 6 ratings

"The User": The only time this person, calls someone is when they want something from them.

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

You don't pick your dog's crap up off the sidewalk.

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

You honestly think Mexicans are stealing our jobs.

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

You think geography makes you smart or superior or both.

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

Bragging about how much money, you make.

3.80 Stars | 5 ratings

Your only justification for why something shouldn't be is "it says so in the Bible."

3.80 Stars | 5 ratings

You will only date someone, if they are really rich or great looking.

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

You have a over whelming sense of entitlement.

3.67 Stars | 6 ratings

You yell "Freebird!", at a concert even if it isn't a Lynard Skynard concert.

3.40 Stars | 5 ratings

You blame everything, on "The Man" or "The System".

3.33 Stars | 6 ratings

You act like Vanilla Ice or Eminem.

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

You begin sentences with the phrase "I think what you meant to say was..."

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

You always flex "your guns".

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

You consider yourself a fan of a team, though you only started to follow them when they started winning.

4.00 Stars | 4 ratings

You date your best friend's boyfriend or girlfriend, while the realationship is still going.

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

You Refer To Things You Don't Like As "Gay".

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

Give away secrets told in confidence.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

Posting stupid or dangerous stunts, on You Tube.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

You Refer To Your Myspace Page As "Pimped Out".

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

You talk on your cell phone in the gym.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

Your wear wife beater t-shirts, everywhere you go.

3.60 Stars | 5 ratings

You conviniently forget or skip out on paying your portion of the dinner/hotel bill and tip.

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

You have sex in the restroom and don’t clean up after yourselves.

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

You talk about yourself in third person.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

You think that your a comedian, despite the fact your jokes are lame.

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

You wink and point your fingers like a pistol when you leave the room.

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

You ask your waitress if her breasts are real.

3.17 Stars | 6 ratings

You wear sandals with socks.

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3.14 Stars | 7 ratings

You always try to be smarter, than everyone else around you.