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Worst Things You Could Ever Say to a Cop

Ranking the worst things you could ever say, to a cop. Suggestions, welcomed.

Star Rating Scale: 1 = Not even close. / 2 = Kind of Worst / 3 = Sort of Worst / 4 = Worst / 5 = Very Worst

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List added by Jamie McBain on 8/25/2008

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1

"Can you help me get this dead body, out of my trunk, so I can show you, that there is nothing in there."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

2

"Can you hurry this up, I am already late meeting, with my drug dealer."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

3

"Do you know, where I can get some drugs around here?"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

4

"Do yoy have any idea, how bright those lights are? If I wasn't so drunk, I would kick your ass!"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

5

"Hey dude, you look like someone, who wants to party. Wanna split some hash with me?"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

6

"Hey, you must have doing 125, to keep up with me. Good job."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

7

"I am on my home, to have sex with your wife, before you get off your shift.'

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

8

"I can't reach my license, unless you hold my beer."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

9

"I didn't know, that I was high/drunk, at the time."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

10

"I didn't know, that the gun was loaded, really."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

11

"I had no idea, that she was a hooker."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

12

"I had no idea, that she was underaged."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

13

"I sware to drunk, I'm not God!"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

14

"Is that a real gun, and if so, can I hold it?"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

15

"Look, you let me drink this beer, and you go back to eating your donuts. Ok, fatty?"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

16

"Thank God, I thought you pull me over, because of the dead hooker, in my trunk."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

17

"Today is my birthday, wanna get high with me?'

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

18

"Was that you honking? I thought that was that little bicycle, that I just ran over."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

19

"What exactly, is the speed limit?"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

20

"What's the problem, sugar tits?"

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

21

"You'll never know, where I hide that body."

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

22

"You're not going check the trunk, are you?'

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

23

"Gee, thanks, officer! That's terrific, the last officer, gave me a warning, too!"

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

24

"I got here, as fast as I could!"

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

25

"My dog ate my license."

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

26

"What do you mean, what have I been drinking, You are a trained specialist! Bad cop, no donut!"

4.00 Stars | 1 ratings

27

"By the way, there is a dead body, in the back trunk, of my car."

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

28

"No speaka Ingleas."

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

29

"Oh my gosh, I just saw a unicorn, an hour ago. Did you just see it, too?'

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

30

"Stupid..... check the trunk."

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

31

"Thank God, you are an officer, I think I just saw Osama Bin Landen, drive by here an hour ago."

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

32

"What seems to be the officer, problem?"

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

33

"You look hot, can I have your phone number?"

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

34

"You're not a real cop, are you?"

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

35

"But I was trying to get home, before my husband's shift is over! This happened! Ex is a cop, and I got pull over one morning, to home get home, from a bender before he got home."

2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

36

"Catch me, if you can, copper!"

2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

37

"I am so not, drunk!"

2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

38

"I am sorry officer, I was falling asleep."

2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

39

"I smell bacon, and donuts."

2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

40

"Not fast enough."

2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

41

"What seems to be the problem, officer?"

2.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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