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Horror Movie Rules

Ranking the rules that apply to horror movies.

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List added by Jamie McBain on 8/1/2004

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1

Expect to get killed if you take a shower.

4.71 Stars | 17 ratings

2

If any inanimate objects come to life, leave the house.

4.75 Stars | 12 ratings

3

Never make a pact with a demons or the devil.

4.73 Stars | 11 ratings

4

When you kill the bad guy, never check to see if it's dead.

4.82 Stars | 11 ratings

5

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

4.31 Stars | 13 ratings

6

Never open a portal to hell.

4.60 Stars | 10 ratings

7

Clowns = Evil.

4.27 Stars | 11 ratings

8

Beware of creeps and weirdos, especially those with chainsaws, axes, knives, etc.

4.25 Stars | 12 ratings

9

Zombies can be killed by being shot in the head or geting their head blown off.

4.88 Stars | 8 ratings

10

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed.

4.40 Stars | 10 ratings

11

Cults = evil (Never interupt or investigate a satanic ritual or any other for that matter.)

4.86 Stars | 7 ratings

12

The Sherrif will never believe a word you say.

4.86 Stars | 7 ratings

13

Minor charecters always have the most messiest deaths and usually die first.

4.57 Stars | 7 ratings

14

Most teenagers tend to be idiots.

4.50 Stars | 8 ratings

15

Cars that drive by themselves = evil.

4.44 Stars | 9 ratings

16

Nailing doors and windows shut with wood, isn't going to help you.

4.30 Stars | 10 ratings

17

Avoid answering the phone.

4.22 Stars | 9 ratings

18

Avoid Rednecks and Hillbillies because they rape, kill, and eat people. Often doing all three.

4.13 Stars | 8 ratings

19

Ask why the estate is being sold at such a low price.

4.38 Stars | 8 ratings

20

Avoid creepy looking kids.

4.33 Stars | 6 ratings

21

If your babysitting, you'll probally get killed.

4.29 Stars | 7 ratings

22

TV sets = evil.

4.29 Stars | 7 ratings

23

If you fall down while running away, you will die. Do not run upstairs or you are a goner.

4.14 Stars | 7 ratings

24

Wait until dawn to start looking for the vampire!

4.67 Stars | 6 ratings

25

Man + Mask = Evil

4.60 Stars | 5 ratings

26

Talking toys = Evil.

4.60 Stars | 5 ratings

27

Your hear a voice telling you to "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!" Get out of the house!

4.50 Stars | 6 ratings

28

Avoid werewolves, zombies, aliens, and vampire.

4.43 Stars | 7 ratings

29

Don't piss off truck drivers.

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

30

Never try to bring back the dead.

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

31

The telephone and electricity will go out. DO NOT attempt to repair them. That is asking to die.

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

32

Avoid picking up hitchhickers.

4.17 Stars | 6 ratings

33

Never enter a haunted house.

4.00 Stars | 6 ratings

34

Never bury anything in a cursed graveyard.

3.75 Stars | 8 ratings

35

Avoid people with pale complexions who sway and moan.

3.50 Stars | 8 ratings

36

Never say "I'll be right back." You won't be back.

4.75 Stars | 4 ratings

37

Avoid places built on top of burial grounds.

4.60 Stars | 5 ratings

38

If it's not behind you... then it's above you.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

39

Let the professionals exorcise ghosts or demons.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

40

Never wander off by yourself.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

41

Ouija boards are not to be played with.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

42

Avoid crawling body parts!

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

43

Chainsaw make excellent weapons.

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

44

Ominous music = something bad is about happen.

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

45

If you are a blond, kiss your butt goodbye!

3.86 Stars | 7 ratings

46

If the killer/monster is dead, don't dig up his grave.

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

47

If the locals say something is haunted, it probably is.

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

48

Just because the killer looks dead... doesn't mean that it is dead.

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

49

Stay off the Internet, because it can be an evil portal.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

50

Always be nice to the shy, quiet, unpopular kid in school.

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

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