Horror Movie Rules

4.89 Stars | 9 ratings

Never open a portal to hell.

10 reviews

4.60 Stars | 10 ratings

Clowns = Evil.

9 reviews

4.27 Stars | 11 ratings

Beware of creeps and weirdos, especially those with chainsaws, axes, knives, etc.

11 reviews

4.25 Stars | 12 ratings

If you smoke, take off your clothes, do drugs, or have sex, you'll probally get killed.

8 reviews

4.40 Stars | 10 ratings

Cults = evil (Never interupt or investigate a satanic ritual or any other for that matter.)

4.86 Stars | 7 ratings

Minor charecters always have the most messiest deaths and usually die first.

6 reviews

4.57 Stars | 7 ratings

Most teenagers tend to be idiots.

4.50 Stars | 8 ratings

Cars that drive by themselves = evil.

4.44 Stars | 9 ratings

If your babysitting, you'll probally get killed.

4.38 Stars | 8 ratings

Nailing doors and windows shut with wood, isn't going to help you.

8 reviews

4.30 Stars | 10 ratings

Avoid answering the phone.

4.22 Stars | 9 ratings

Avoid Rednecks and Hillbillies because they rape, kill, and eat people. Often doing all three.

4.13 Stars | 8 ratings

The Sherrif will never believe a word you say.

4.83 Stars | 6 ratings

Ask why the estate is being sold at such a low price.

4.38 Stars | 8 ratings

Avoid creepy looking kids.

4.33 Stars | 6 ratings

TV sets = evil.

4.29 Stars | 7 ratings

If you fall down while running away, you will die. Do not run upstairs or you are a goner.

4.14 Stars | 7 ratings

Never say "I'll be right back." You won't be back.

4.80 Stars | 5 ratings

Wait until dawn to start looking for the vampire!

4.67 Stars | 6 ratings

Man + Mask = Evil

4.60 Stars | 5 ratings

Talking toys = Evil.

4.60 Stars | 5 ratings

Your hear a voice telling you to "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!" Get out of the house!

4.50 Stars | 6 ratings

Avoid werewolves, zombies, aliens, and vampire.

4.43 Stars | 7 ratings

Don't piss off truck drivers.

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

Never try to bring back the dead.

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

The telephone and electricity will go out. DO NOT attempt to repair them. That is asking to die.

4.40 Stars | 5 ratings

Avoid picking up hitchhickers.

6 reviews

4.17 Stars | 6 ratings

Never enter a haunted house.

4.00 Stars | 6 ratings

Never bury anything in a cursed graveyard.

6 reviews

3.75 Stars | 8 ratings

Avoid people with pale complexions who sway and moan.

8 reviews

3.50 Stars | 8 ratings

Avoid places built on top of burial grounds.

4.60 Stars | 5 ratings

If it's not behind you... then it's above you.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Let the professionals exorcise ghosts or demons.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Never wander off by yourself.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Ouija boards are not to be played with.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

Avoid crawling body parts!

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

Chainsaw make excellent weapons.

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

Ominous music = something bad is about happen.

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

If you are a blond, kiss your butt goodbye!

3.86 Stars | 7 ratings

Avoid anywhere that is dark and spooky.

1 review

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

If the killer/monster is dead, don't dig up his grave.

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

If the locals say something is haunted, it probably is.

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

Just because the killer looks dead... doesn't mean that it is dead.

1 review

4.67 Stars | 3 ratings

Stay off the Internet, because it can be an evil portal.