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Which of these puns is the funnier?5 stars funny 1 star not funny.

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List added by louiethe20th on 8/18/2004

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1

Those who jump off of a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

2

A bike can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

3

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

4

Time flies like an arrow.Fruit Flies like a banana.

4.00 Stars | 5 ratings

5

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off!

3.75 Stars | 4 ratings

6

Show me a piano falling into a mine shaft and I will show you A-flat minor.

3.60 Stars | 5 ratings

7

Be kind to dentists because they have fillings too.

3.43 Stars | 7 ratings

8

When the smog lifts in California...U.C.L.A.

3.40 Stars | 5 ratings

9

A guy went to a costume party dreesed as a knife and he really looked sharp!

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

10

The drunk said I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

3.20 Stars | 5 ratings

11

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?The heat was in tents.

2.83 Stars | 6 ratings

12

It is better to love someone short than not at tall.

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

13

Would a cardboard belt be a waste of paper?

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

14

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

3.40 Stars | 5 ratings

15

A bank manager with no one else around might find themselves a loan.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

16

Local area network in australia-The LAN down under.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

17

When he drove his car into the tree he found out how the Mercedes Bends.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

18

A boy swallowed some coins and went to the hospital, when his parents asked how he was they said, "No change yet."

3.25 Stars | 4 ratings

19

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

2.80 Stars | 5 ratings

20

William Tell and his family used to be league bowlers;but now that the records have been lost it is difficult to tell for whom the Tells Bowled(PER Helmut)

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

21

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

4.00 Stars | 2 ratings

22

MENstrual Cramps(per jazzybee)

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

23

In democracy its your vote that counts.In Feudalism its your count that votes.

2.33 Stars | 3 ratings

24

Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.

2.00 Stars | 2 ratings

25

Can't Sleep Pun

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

26

To some-Marriage is a word-To others-A sentence.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

27

What is the definition of a will?(Its a dead giveaway)

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

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