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Ridiculous Pickup Lines

Rate these common pickup lines and rate them according to how ridiculous/annoying you believe them to be.

Star Rating Scale: 1 = Not bad/Might work / 2 = Could Be Worse / 3 = 50/50 / 4 = Pretty Pathetic/Funny / 5 = Most Ridiculous/Hilarious

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List added by Vudija on 9/27/2004

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1

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

3.92 Stars | 672 ratings

2

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

3.64 Stars | 664 ratings

3

My friend bet me $20 that I wouldn't approach you. Wanna drink? It's on him.

3.14 Stars | 665 ratings

4

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

4.08 Stars | 13 ratings

5

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. (submitted by numbah_16_td_haha)

4.33 Stars | 9 ratings

6

Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever you're going?

4.50 Stars | 6 ratings

7

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

4.11 Stars | 9 ratings

8

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

4.00 Stars | 8 ratings

9

If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it agaisnt me?

5.00 Stars | 5 ratings

10

They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes they have to part

4.80 Stars | 5 ratings

11

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

4.43 Stars | 7 ratings

12

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

4.17 Stars | 6 ratings

13

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

4.00 Stars | 7 ratings

14

I'll show you mine if you show me yours (Thanks Drummond)

3.86 Stars | 7 ratings

15

Your on fire, so let me put you out. (submitted by Jamie McBain)

4.75 Stars | 4 ratings

16

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

4.50 Stars | 4 ratings

17

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be Heaven! (submitted by Jamie McBain)

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

18

Two words explain me when I'm not with you. Jergens Lotion.

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

19

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

4.25 Stars | 4 ratings

20

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

21

I guess your parents must be terrorists because they made you the bomb. (thanks SZ)

4.20 Stars | 5 ratings

22

Lets play Carnival-sit on my face and I'll guess your weight (thanks Djahuti)

4.00 Stars | 6 ratings

23

If I followed you home, would you keep me? (submitted by Jamie McBain)

3.86 Stars | 7 ratings

24

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

3.50 Stars | 6 ratings

25

There are 206 bones in the human body. Want one more?

3.00 Stars | 5 ratings

26

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

27

If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

28

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

4.50 Stars | 2 ratings

29

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

4.33 Stars | 3 ratings

30

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

31

Do you like pool, cause I've got the balls if you've got the rack. (or vice versa)

4.00 Stars | 3 ratings

32

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

33

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

3.67 Stars | 3 ratings

34

"Say,Baby-What's your Sign?" (thanks Djahuti)

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

35

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

3.50 Stars | 4 ratings

36

Where have you been all my life? (submitted by Jamie McBain)

2.57 Stars | 7 ratings

37

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

38

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

39

Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

40

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

41

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

42

Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

43

Ok, I'm here...what are your other 2 wishes?

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

44

The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

45

The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

46

Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I can talk you out of them.

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

47

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

48

Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

49

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

50

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

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