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twansalem
member since 03/23/2005
I'm a 27 old guy
About me: I'm a physics grad student, this website is one of my many procrastination tools.

So apparently I'm not allowed to make fun of the dog food raters anymore. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Oh, and one more thing. Moosekarloff is a dumbass.

Apparently the dog food folks still hold plenty of sway around here. Challenging them is likely to get your comments or reviews deleted.
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13 hours ago

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Country Music v. Rock & Roll in Rivalries And Preferences:
I'll take country at its best (Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Alan Jackson, George Straight etc., and not stuff like Rascal Flatts or Kenny Chesney) over rock any day.
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13 hours ago

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Fishing v. Playing Golf in Rivalries And Preferences:
I haven't been fishing in a few years, but I'd still go fishing over playing golf any day.
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21 hours ago

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Star Wars vs. Star Trek (Thanks Numbah) in Rivalries And Preferences:
Star Trek gets the edge because it had TV series and movies, and the recent Star Trek movie was much better than those ridiculous prequel Star Wars movies with baby Vader. Don't get me wrong, the first three Star Wars movies were great (and by first three, I mean the first three made), but there's been a lot of crap associated with Star Wars in recent years, while Star Trek's only real miss was Enterprise.
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21 hours ago

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Book v. Movie in Rivalries And Preferences:
So far I haven't seen a single movie that was better than the book it was based on. Exceptions may exist, but I haven't seen one yet.
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21 hours ago

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Football v. Basketball in Rivalries And Preferences:
I don't even watch the Superbowl. Look at my profile picture. What do you think my preference is?
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Comment Icon twansalem commented on a review of Beatles v. Stones in Rivalries And Preferences:
Can't argue with you there.

yesterday

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Republican v. Democrat in Rivalries And Preferences:
I'd prefer neither, as it's rather apparent that both parties are screwed up. But since I refuse to vote for a Democrat unless they make some major changes to their platform, and I vote Republican unless there is a decent independant or third party candidate, I say Republican.
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yesterday

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Bob Dylan v. Elvis in Rivalries And Preferences:
I'm going to go with Elvis, but only 1950s Elvis.
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yesterday

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Email v. Phone Call in Rivalries And Preferences:
Both have their uses. I tend to prefer phone calls for casual conversations with friends and family, and emails for school/work related stuff. I'll call it a tie.

However, I have no real use for their bastard child known as the text message.
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yesterday

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Beatles v. Stones in Rivalries And Preferences:
I'm not a fan of either, although I'll give the edge to the Stones, as I blame the Beatles for the success of later boybands such as New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and so on. The Beatles were a boyband. Sure they may have been more talented than later boybands, but they were still just a boyband.
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