StanUzbeck
member since 07/26/2003
I'm a guy
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1552 days ago

Is this a trick? Is there anyone who doesn't like boobs? They are just the sum of all that is good. Tits are a synonym for awesome. Our love of sweater puppies is primordial. Damn, I wish there were some in front of me right now.

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1552 days ago

No, not really, but my liking them is irrelevant. They are necessary to the proper functioning of society. I have friends who are cops and then there are some who are complete jerks. I don't generally like them that much but I'm glad they are around, if that makes any sense.

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1552 days ago

I like RateItAll quite a lot. It allows me to express myself anonymously, and is good writing practice, even when I'm feeling moody and sarcastic. This is a pretty good forum, and I like how anyone can give their opinions and raters come from all persuasions and ideologies.

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1552 days ago

This is a hard one. There are so many different types of folk music. For the most part I guess I like folk music, though like any genre there is a fair amount of insipid crap associated with the label. If bluegrass, delta blues, Tuvan throat singing, and whatever the hell you call what Tom Waits does can all be considered folk music then I think folk music is awesome.

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1552 days ago

Just an irredeemably evil man. He's more reptilian than human - no conscience, no soul, not a scrap of goodness exists in his blackened heart. I hope he dies screaming in agony, but it'll probably be a quick, relatively painless coronary. His very existence is strong evidence against a merciful God.

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1553 days ago

I hear they take babies. I like to think that that baby was taken back to the dingo lair and raised by dingoes to adulthood. And that little purloined infant grew up to be the baddest ass in the outback, who could kill vicious goannas and brown snakes with his bare hands, and summon his pack of dingoes to fight with him if faced with overwhelming odds. The dingoes would worship him as their king and obey his every command. He'd pretty much be Crocodile Dundee, except not such a wuss.

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1553 days ago

Basketball's great, but I have some thoughts on how it could be improved. First, surround the court with plexiglass so that the ball and the players have something else to bounce off of. Then give the players some elbow and knee pads and helmets and encourage more physical contact. Instead of free throws for infractions, stick the offending player in a penalty box for two minutes and make his team play a man short. Finally, allow fist fights if one of the players gets a little too aggressive or dirty. In short, make it more like hockey. Then I would actually take the time to watch a bunch of tattooed millionnaires who spend more time styling their hair than working on their defense.

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1553 days ago

Yep. I disbelieve in a higher power. I'm not an agnostic, I firmly believe that there is no God and no afterlife and that nothing is sacred or profane. That said, I believe in morality and ethics and being good to one another. The Bible is horrifying and most of the other scriptures of the religions of the world are similarly disturbing or completely nonsensical. Islam is pretty cool but even it requires its followers literally to 'submit' to an imaginary being in the sky who certainly doesn't spend His time letting us know He's there or stopping evil or even giving a damn about us. Compared with the United States, one of the most religious countries in the western world, Norway for example has much lower church attendance and yet has very little poverty, is more progressive socially, has a much lower crime rate, and the citizens are much more content. God is not necessary.

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1553 days ago

Trees don't have arms so they can't hug you back. They don't feel pain or sorrow, they can't scream, and are by all accounts completely incapable of consolation. They are, however, majestic organisms who give us shade (well, we more or less TAKE the shade from them, what're they gonna do, withhold the shade or something?) and cleanse the air of pollutants. We, in return, cut them down to make paper which we then print pictures of chicks in bikinis on them. They perform all varieties of valuable services, I guess.

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1553 days ago

Well, I'm not an American so I cannot belong to the Democrat party, and I believe that democracy is overwhelmingly flawed so I cannot be a small d democrat either. I think we should be ruled over by a benevolent philosopher king and if our king is doing a bad job we fire him out of a cannon into the nearest active volcano and another king is chosen by a council of wise elders. Military service would be universal and mandatory, except for people who really can't serve like pregnant women and people with spina bifida. Probably the ideal system would be like that one in Starship Troopers, a fascist utopia. That'd be awesome. Democracy sucks.

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