Britney Spears

Approval Rate: 56%

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    chalky

    Mon Jul 01 2013

    Possibly Britney Spears circa 2000 if I can get that time machine working.

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    ralphthewonder_llama

    Fri Jul 22 2011

    A fat, stupid, talentless fag-hag. Oh, did I mention she's crazier than a hoot-owl? Oh, and check the vid below for her singing "ability." As far as her "live" shows, here's what she really sounds like when she's not lip-syncing:

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    magneticd

    Fri Dec 17 2010

    Word on the street is you don't leave horny or hungry, plus if you play your cards right, you're set for life.

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    christianmarti_nez

    Mon Feb 01 2010

    She gets on my nerves. I don't care about her, I don't want to hear about her and I don't like her music. Again cue a lot of people getting irritated at me. I stand by it though, You can like her music all you like. I respect that. I find it to be bad at it's best and I find any hype regarding her irritating to the degree that I just roll my eyes and attempt to move on. Which is a bit more difficult than it sounds due to the fact that I seem to be surrounded by people that adore her.

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    pcpeter774

    Sat Jun 20 2009

    A boring display of the soulless shell of the evil works of cooperate America's medling in the music industry.

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    badgerfan1

    Wed Apr 22 2009

    She has an awful, nasally voice and very little talent. She has lost it and still is slutty.

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    kitty77

    Wed Oct 22 2008

    So annoying.  I wish she'd just disappear along with her idiot sister.

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    katrinabena

    Sat Aug 16 2008

    I read something on her yesterday that critics expect her to make a major comeback. Why does she keep getting chance after chance, while more talented performers in her genre of music can't catch a break. She keeps on doing crazy things and the media and fans just blow it off. I wish her well but it is time for fans to move on to someone with a few morals.

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    astromike

    Wed Jul 23 2008

    Again, blame the media more then her. Leave her alone.

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    sportsguy24

    Sat Jul 19 2008

    Love Britney. I want to kiss the Ground she walks on.. You go Girl..

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    blueorchid

    Tue Jul 15 2008

    Haircut: Priceless

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    ejerzeygirl

    Thu Jun 12 2008

    Crazy, derranged, but still Brittney kills it for them teeny boppers..they love her and she deserves some credit

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    whatever334

    Wed Mar 12 2008

    She sucks, can't sing, brainwashed most kids by making them think that she was singing when actually, she was trying to get whatever thing had died in her throat out of there. And also very slutty!

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    iwoot648

    Wed Feb 06 2008

    She has a nice voice, but her voice is changed on her singles and she cant sing live, the lyrics are awesome even tho she only worte 2 o fthe songs she sing.

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    hideouslyugly

    Sun Dec 09 2007

    Arguably the worst thing to ever happen to music. Worthless...

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    fb556683425

    Sun Nov 11 2007

    Used to be one good performer but have since gone downhill... Quite sick of reading about her in the tabloids... Just step out of the limelight for the moment and get yourself together gurl! U're a mess! Well... a rich mess but still a mess! Boo!

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    fb618332875

    Fri Nov 02 2007

    She is Fat, she can dance, but she can't sing... that's perfect 4 me

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    hadenoughofit

    Tue Oct 02 2007

    how sad

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    magellan

    Wed Sep 26 2007

    Just to be a bit contrarian, and because I hate to see folks kicking people when they're down - even celebrities, I'll say this. I was watching a rerun of an old SNL the other day, and Britney was the host. I don't really know how to say this, so I'll just say it. She was..... likable. She was self depracating, had a pretty good sense of humor, and of course, was good looking. She was an entertainer. Years and bad decisions have taken their toll, but one if not both of those things will catch up with all of us eventually. It just didn't take very long for her.

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    twitchin_monkey

    Wed Sep 26 2007

    i'm indifferent to her now.  honestly, i was rooting for her a little prior to her VMA performance.  i kinda wanted her to show the world that she was over her dumb, sowing my wild oats phase... but she bombed it.  maybe it's time for her to grow up a little, change her image, and write songs about legitimate subjects other than sex and parties.  i don't see her crawling out of this hole any other way.  if not, i'll just let her fizzle out and dissappear. no big deal for me.  Oh, and she still wasn't ugly.

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    irishgit

    Mon Sep 17 2007

    She's adolescent trash. Can't sing for manure, either. Update: So she crapped the bed at the MTV awards..... Ranks pretty high on my BFD scale....

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    xagent

    Thu Sep 13 2007

    Has been heading down hill since the Micky Mouse Club.

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    momsandpopscal_lmejoe

    Wed Sep 12 2007

    I dont have cable at the moment but I saw a few clips of Britney performin' at the VMA's and I felt embarrassed for her. She sounded horrible, but I never was a fan of her voice anyway.(it sounded too fake and weird mayne). I dont think she was fat but she was a little doughy for her standards. What really made me feel embarrassed for her was when that douche Sarah Silverman said Britney's kids were an accident. What did her kids do to you Sarah??

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    byakuya211

    Wed Aug 08 2007

    Since when the world is brainwashed and do not see this slut as A SLUT ? This site need a 0/5 raking .

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    mr_evangel

    Sun Jul 01 2007

    She is actually very talented. It's to bad she is not a christain she would make a huge impact for the kingdom of God.

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    jmichael

    Sun Mar 04 2007

    Idiotic airheads are not attractive.

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    doobiesnhof

    Sat Mar 03 2007

    If I was into nut job bimbo trailor trash blondes, she would be at the top of my list but NO THANK YOU!!

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    b00baby4y0u

    Tue Feb 27 2007

    o m gosh shes balled lol i hate her she used to be my favorite singer but not now that she is a drugieeee lol and an acholic

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    hellokitty09

    Thu Dec 28 2006

    I don't want to see her baby factory.

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    char1595

    Fri Dec 15 2006

    I think Britney is great and we should not juge her for what she has done with her life, she should do what she wants, she doesnt whant everyone controlling her life!!

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    divinegrace

    Tue Nov 21 2006

    A real artist. Because of her originality in terms of musicality, and her rare charisma, she's no doubt the queen of pop.

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    lastmessenger3

    Mon Nov 20 2006

    Britney is not a very good singer, but she is a great entertainer. She has moves, she has body, hair, and face, she is likable to a point. She also has a few songs that permanently stock in my head. She got be worth something.

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    vudija

    Mon Nov 20 2006

    Her singing wasn't bad (though not as great as her popularity might suggest), and I didn't much care for most of her songs, but I'll certainly give her credit for the entertainment factor and her ability to gain and maintain popularity with her lacking abilities.

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    awf115a7

    Mon Sep 18 2006

    she's the greatest

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    wasima5f

    Mon Sep 04 2006

    hi dear n friends ...how r u ?..i think britney sopears is a great singer...i m give her 5 marks.. " [email protected]" ...friends mail me on this id. take care bye

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    weninger

    Sun Aug 20 2006

    Britney, the bayou bimbo, is now fat and over-the-hill. She CANNOT sing! Her former good looks, where were enhanced by plastic surgery (nose job, boob job, etc.) have faded. She is not aging well. She is finished as a top star.

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    silverfox8246

    Wed Apr 12 2006

    britney spears needs to dump her husband loose all that weight and pose nude in playboy

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    ih8rateitall

    Fri Mar 17 2006

    Annoying voice-check(she sounds like she inhales helium!) Annoying personality-check Annoying songs-check(my ears hurt dudes!) Trailerpark-check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, and check!

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    deadonthemoney

    Wed Feb 15 2006

    5 years ago id have been all over her in a heart beat. since the baby and federline...

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    supermodelmom1

    Thu Jan 05 2006

    Britney Spears and Kevin Federline....the WHITE version of Whitney and Bobby. Both their kids will probably have adjoining rooms in the psych ward after all this...

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    kellykatz

    Mon Jan 02 2006

    A moron with no musical talent. Married to a person who's possibly the most hateful person in the world. And they're both millionaires several times over. The media loves them. More reasons why our country, one that used to be a great one, is now the laughing stock of the world.

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    musicprof

    Sat Dec 31 2005

    There are a lot of people out there that talk trash about Bit-Bit, but I will be honest. No, she isn't the most talented vocally, but she is a good entertainer for the type of music and shows that she does. I think she is great-looking and can do well even though her stock seems to have fallen because of K-fed.

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    anniebanks

    Sat Dec 24 2005

    Well, let's start on a positive note...she really can dance! Unfortunately, this fact is drowned out by the screeching of an eletronic meltdown during her cd recordings. Plenty of female celebrities party it up, sleep around, and get implants. It's Hollywood's way. But to lie about it and insult the public with the insinuation that we are actually stupid enough to believe her load of crap, that is a big problem. On a final note...save me from anyone who would sell out her own kid for a little cosmetic wallet-lift....

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    redrobbo

    Wed Dec 14 2005

    Pathetic!!! Has no business in the music industry!!!! Also has'nt any principles!!!

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    clarermo

    Mon Dec 12 2005

    I don't think I've got as much money as she has and I'm not an imbecile, but I think I am a better singer than her. Beautiful? Well, a roll in a haystack, I know a million women prettier than her. For example, my wife.

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    madness

    Sun Nov 20 2005

    shes fat now

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    miketou

    Tue Nov 08 2005

    I'm over forty so I barely knew who Brittney Spears was. I finally had a chance to hear her sing on Satuday Night Live. I laughed thru the entire performance thinking it was part of a funny skit. When I realized she was serious, I really laughed. This girl couldn't sing her way out of a paper bag!

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    jorgea1

    Sun Oct 30 2005

    has a good body and breast

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    25kimbo

    Mon Oct 10 2005

    I like some of her songs, she should have NEVER done a reality show. Now it's Britney trailer trash.

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    sirif2dc

    Sun Oct 09 2005

    Vapid, no talent trailer park trash with a bad acne problem. Though she looks great with makeup on. Ugly gymnast legs and body. What's with her boobs? They really do inflate and deflate. She can dance okay, although sort of stiff, she didn't learn much from copying Janet and Madonna....but hey...she sold alot of cd's. There's no accounting for taste. Personally, I'd rather throw out the trash than buy it. Thumbs down to her.