Baywatch

Approval Rate: 38%

38%Approval ratio

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    sharon_206

    Wed Oct 28 2009

    who wants to watch a bunch sluts run around a beach w/ their fake boobs bouncing & not enough clothes on ? Oh , yeah , that's right - MEN !

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    disgustingfats_tupidsmellyugl_ypig

    Fri Sep 11 2009

    Shameless.

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    pcpeter774

    Thu Aug 06 2009

    Dumb show. Stupid plots. However lots of goreous women saving people.

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    astromike

    Mon Mar 23 2009

    Poor acting. Everyone just watch the show too look at the pretty women in their bathing suits.

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    caroline112

    Mon Dec 29 2008

    that had no entertainment value except for guys watching the jugs bounce

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    razorblades

    Fri Oct 17 2008

    Was baywatch an 80's show? I thought it was more 90's (the decade with bland television and music). Always thought it was rubbish anyway, so it makes no difference which decade it was from! Probably hated it cos I wasn't a teenage boy!

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    beccalynn

    Wed Jun 18 2008

    no thanx

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    liz7b74b

    Wed Jun 11 2008

    horrible acting and only lasted like it did b/c of the T & A for the guys.. don't believe me? watch an old episode and only the girls have the slo mo runs on the beach that go on forever

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    myspace_313886635

    Tue Jun 10 2008

    Oh, pppllleeeaasssee!

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    thwrmth

    Sun Apr 13 2008

    Pam Anderson, enough said.

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    spike65

    Sat Apr 12 2008

    Nice to look at.

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    molfan

    Thu Apr 10 2008

    could not stand watcing this "show" for more than five minutes. thinly veiled scripts. the more excuses to have a gal run down the beach in her bathing suit. one of the ultimate jiggle shows.

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    oscargamblesfr_o

    Thu Apr 10 2008

    The fact that Knight Rider was the ladies man of the 90's after being one of the most improbable crime fighters of the 80's and then going on to be allowed to the first Holy Roman Emperor over in Germany since 1806 or whatever and simultaneously have a status in music over there roughly equivalent to The 1964 Beatles makes me realize that a quote by Gabriel Garcia Marquez or Jorge Luis Borges ( or some other Latin American author, I forget) is absolutely correct:"In a mad world, only the mad are sane."

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    frankswildyear_s

    Thu Apr 10 2008

    Worst of all, to get on the show you probably had to do what SpongeBob refered to as "ride the Hasselhoff".

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    irishgit

    Thu Apr 10 2008

    The producers should have saved whatever miniscule amount they spent on writing and just had the female cast bounce on trampolines for an hour clad in bathing suits.

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    genghisthehun

    Mon Mar 24 2008

    O.k., 'fess up! What red-blooded male doesn't like a little jiggle? Here we had LOTS of jiggle.

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    numbah16tdhaha

    Mon Mar 24 2008

    The show sucked, but we all know its real reason for being around. I shall give it a five for doing what it set out to do.UPDATE: At least some people get it...

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    canadasucks

    Mon Mar 24 2008

    Only two real good reasons to watch this show. . .

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    mjhmurphy

    Fri Jan 18 2008

    Bad show, good boobies.

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    twansalem

    Sun May 06 2007

    Ok, so it wasn't a great show. But it had girls running around in swimsuits, so it was watchable. If I remember right, at one point it was the most watched tv show in the world. Of course the funniest thing about it was that the main character was an over 40 year old career lifeguard. David Hasselhoff's character was supposed to be cool, but if he existed in real life he would be a sleazy loser.

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    gatorhater

    Fri Apr 06 2007

    Shameless sh*t.

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    limpin_trenchfoot

    Mon Jul 24 2006

    Five stars whenever Yasmine Bleeth ran through the surf with her brunette tresses wafting in the breeze. Mind you I couldn't give a stuff about the production line, silicone enhanced blond bimbos who were all interchangeable. Also knock off points for the usually cheesy storylines, sentimental tosh and Alexandra Paul. The only reason I guess she was in it was as a token plain Jane.

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    ungodlyugly

    Sat Jun 03 2006

    Pure sh*t TV...

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    badbearduke

    Mon May 15 2006

    Horrible! One of the most unrealistic shows ever made.

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    93century

    Fri Jun 24 2005

    I used to watch this show when i was in high school during the early 90's. I got bored with it when the episodes kept on focusing on Summer and Matt. Hobie had some cute girlfriends.

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    randyman

    Fri Apr 22 2005

    I never knew if this show had a plot or not, and to tell the truth I didn't care. Great visuals though.

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    mamas_family_sucks

    Thu Dec 30 2004

    I gave this 2 stars. 1 star for the T's and 1 star for the A's.

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    jglscd35

    Mon Jul 12 2004

    two stars for when the lovely erika eleniak was on.

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    ansgard

    Tue Jun 08 2004

    TRUSH

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    redoedo

    Sat Apr 03 2004

    The only good part of the show was the opening credits. As for the rest: snooze...

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    todd_parker

    Thu Dec 18 2003

    Pure and simple: Baywatch was some of the best spankin' material on TV, especially with Pam in her prime. I loved the episode that showed her rubbing suntan oil all over her perfect, tanned body--in slow motion, no less!! I rate that episode 5 tissues! I miss this great show immensely and can't wait for the full season DVD box sets to come out.

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    brian_joseph

    Tue Dec 02 2003

    Let's see Babe Watch or was it Bay Watch? It started out as a decent show and later was just stupid. Who could believe all these people were really life guards?

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    brianjoseph

    Sat Nov 08 2003

    Actually it depens which season we are talking about..the early shows were good...especially the ones with Erica E. (don't remember how to spell the last name..she's the one that pops out of the cake in Under Siege with Stephen Segal. She's a real babe and can also act and she's smart. Don't know why she left the show but it went downhill from there.

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    chris_lawrence

    Mon Aug 11 2003

    I don't know what your problems are with the show there was women with hardly any clothes on... brilliant.

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    moosekarloff

    Thu Jun 05 2003

    This show was so pitifully bad it was pitifully good. Totally idiotic stories, cartoonish characters, stilted, flat acting. That David Whatever had the absolute worst physique and viewers were supposed to believe (1) this guy was a hunk, and (2) this guy was actually able to do more physically than blow dry his hair. And the other little fairy twinks who were cast as male lifeguards were absolutely laughable. But the highlight of the show was these totally artificial hos who were supposed to be sexy with their bleached hair, gruesomely capped teeth, augmented breasts, etc. Absolutely hysterical that they were supposed to be women lifeguards but looked like they were the types who work the trade down near the bus station.

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    crimson_and_cl_over

    Thu Feb 20 2003

    horibly disgusting show

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    teaseress

    Tue Jan 14 2003

    I used to like this, when I was 10, but even when I got a bit older, i could see how lame it was and how all the main characters seemed to turn into plastic along with the storyline. it became obvious when David Hasselhoff took over as producer. The programmes he touches seem to be as bad as his singing.....

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    zuchinibut

    Mon Dec 09 2002

    Running in swimsuits on the beach. I dont know why you people dont like that? Dont try to tell me you dont enjoy good looking people with just a little bit of clothing. Sure the acting wasnt great, but it really wasnt on any of these shows.

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    redwolf

    Sun Aug 04 2002

    Nuff said.

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    quincy

    Fri Jun 28 2002

    This show was SO deservedly cancelled by NBC after one season. If only that had been the end of it.

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    norelle

    Thu Apr 04 2002

    dumb blondes, they look like someone put a straw down their backs and blew up their breasts!

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    whitedevil311

    Tue Mar 19 2002

    There never has been and there never will be a valid excuse for this show.

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    loneusfullhous_efan

    Mon Feb 18 2002

    Contrary to popular belief, not every man in America is obsessed with Baywatch. Living proof is right here, I can't stand it. This is pure secual fluff. While doing the casting for this show, the producers should have looked for people who could actually, I don't know ACT MAYBE!!!! Also, I think I can sumarize the plot of pretty much every episode right here: large breasted girl sits on life guard chair, guy with no shirt sits on opposite life guard chair, they go to bed with in the space of an hour, man starts drowning, large breasted girl gives him mouth to mouth, THE END! Sexual is perfectly alright as long as you have something intelegent behind it. This simply is not one of those cases.

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    callmetootie

    Mon Nov 05 2001

    Baywatch really lost it's great momentum when they added a bunch of new girls that really couldn't gang up with the others.

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    olsaintnic

    Fri Jun 29 2001

    I only give it a 3 because of Pamemla anderson, Carmen electra, and so on. Everything else sucks, the plots are dumb and the story is always boring.

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    thorne

    Thu Jun 28 2001

    This is not drama. This is shlock. This is quit possibly the worst show ever thought up. I watched a total of three episodes my entire life and I can never set these eyes upon it again or my brain will melt from watching a program with such a lack of mental integrity. This is just one of the things that exsist in the world we live in that makes me wonder why the hell we are here. It can't be to watch women in tight bathing suits with oversized bobbing boobs run down a beach in slow-mo while David Hasslhoff sings a soulless song in the background. This show in my opinion is more threatining to your brain cells than weed. HIGHLY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THIS PEICE O POO AS POSSIBLE!

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    rgoulet

    Mon Apr 23 2001

    When this first came out it was an excellent show and turned from intriguing to boobwatch in the matter of a couple years.

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    tonydawgs

    Mon Mar 26 2001

    I hate the acting I hate the story but I love all the running and jumping done by the female actors

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    liddlebopeep

    Fri Mar 23 2001

    Take this show off the air already! This is television at its worst: transparent, superficial storylines portrayed by transparent, superficial actors. Baywatch has absolutely no intellectually redeeming qualities as evidenced by the brooding muscular gorillas and empty headed ariheads that form the show's characters.