Humorous Computer Virus Names  (By Vudija (94) on 03/11/2005)

Rate how funny each of these computer virus names is. 5 = Great
 
 
 
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Survivor Viruses---Deletes your files one by one over 13 weeks until only the most annoying one remains. (1)  5.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Billy Graham Virus - When you save a file, it prints, "I am saved!" to the screen. (2)  3.33 (3)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Mom Virus---Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website. (2)  3.00 (2)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Airline Luggage Virus---You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore (0)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Al Gore Virus---Claims that it is the Internet. Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting (0)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Couch Potato Virus---Just sits there, eating chips all day. (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Jerry Springer Virus---Appears on your screen and says it has something to tell you and you may not like it. (1)  1.00 (1)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Alzheimer's Virus---It makes your computer forget where it put your files. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus---Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Firestone Viruses---Causes mouse to explode after 10,000 miles. Flying toasters actually fly off your screen saver. Leaves chunks of its code all over the information highway. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Freudian Virus---Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Gallup Poll Virus---60% of the PC's infected will lose 30% of their data 14% of the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error). (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
MCI Virus v 1.0---Encourages you to send it to your friends and family. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Michael Jackson Virus v 1.0---Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Monica Lewinsky Virus v 1.0---It sucks the juice out of your system, but only affects laptops. Then, it emails everyone about what it did. This later activates the Independent Counsel virus. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Slacker Virus---Uses 80% of your computer's resources, yet does absolutely nothing. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Sprint Virus---Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Tipper Gore Virus---When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Tonya Harding Viruses - Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons. Your CD-ROM drive randomly ejects in an attempt to bash your knee. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
Viagra Virus---Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. Turns your 3.5" floppy into a hard drive. (0)  0.00 (0)   Rate It!Get Rating Widget!
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