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salukimars reviewed Tito's Handmade Vodka in Vodka:

A friend turned me on to this in January of '11 and I've been drinking it nonstop ever since.

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salukimars reviewed Keystone in Beer:

This is in my top 5 "worst beers ever"

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salukimars reviewed Old Style in Beer:

Its fitting that Cub fans love a beer thats just as bad as their team.

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Robert57 reviewed Tramadol in Prescription Drugs:

Tramadol causes numerous undocumented side effects. Two weeks after my wife took it for a back injury, she came down with chronic pancreatitis. A web search found two independent reports of people who took tramadol and flexeril for back pain, two weeks later came down with pancreatitis. Reports of clinical trials submitted to the FDA show at least one case of fatal pancreatitis along with myriad other side effects, none of which rose to the threshold 1%, so they are not listed side effects.

Doctors and hospitals love tramadol because they see patients as drug seeking and they falsely believe tramadol is the only non-narcotic pain reliever in their arsenal. In fact, tramadol is synthetic codeine. It is an opiate. In fact, their arsenal of non-narcotic pain relievers includes Imitrex, Maxalt, Axert, Relpax, Elavil, Pamelor, Trazadone, Desery, Zanaflex, Skelaxin, Baclofen, Soma, Guanethidine, Catapres, Tegretol, Depakote, Dilantin, Zonegran, Procardia, Mexitil, Lyrica, Neurontin, and Celebrex.

I took my wife the the ER for another back injury today, requesting any non-narcotic pain reliever other than tramadol. They said no other was available. Take tramadol or do without. I'm not making this up. They are a mainstream hospital and that's what they said. They explained it by saying "you know what's happening with drugs today." No, I don't. I know they're not doing their job because of a misguided notion they are drug cops rather than healers. I also know I'm not going to pay the bill.

There is no treatment or cure for pancreatitis. It causes acute abdominal pain and you lose the ability to digest fat. If you eat more than five grams of fat, you get vomiting and diarrhea. You are stuck with it for the rest of your life.

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salukimars reviewed Miller High Life in Beer:

The Decatur of beers.

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salukimars reviewed Miller Lite in Beer:

If I have a choice between not drinking at all, or only drinking Miller Lite, I choose not drinking at all.

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salukimars reviewed Pabst Blue Ribbon in Beer:

National beer of hipsters. I like cheap beer, but there's nothing blue ribbon about this stuff.

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OnyouTheKoreanFaggot reviewed Chicago, IL in North American Cities:

Hi guys! My name is Onyou H., and I'm a homosexual faggot from Colonial Beach, Virginia!

I'm currently living outside of Washington DC with my fat, smelly, loser of a wife, Hannah. Honestly, I can't believe she married a loser like me. I guess I should consider myself lucky.

I've got a couple of NEW SOCK ACCOUNTS TO TROLL THE CHICAGO PAGE! One is STATELAW, then there's my latest one, OSITO57! Hope no one catches on to me!

And I REALLY HOPE no one GOOGLES "Yelp 5 Guys Rogers Park", clicks it, and scrolls down to the bottom of the page, stumbling upon the second to last review on the page, from ME, Onyou H!

Boy I hope they don't put two and two together, seeing that I'm Korean (thus all my references to Kim Jong-Il in my previous troll accounts), that my "wife" Hannah Y's favorite movie is Ghostbusters (my very first trolling sock account username), the contempt for all things Chicago in my Yelp reviews, and the exact same snarkiness that I've displayed on RATEITALL!

And I REALLY hope they don't go to PAGE 9 of my Yelp page, and see that I've reviewed a Dunkin Donuts and Giordano's pizza in MORTON GROVE, ILLINOIS, the same town that I CLAIM TO BE LIVING IN ON MY OSITO57 SOCK ACCOUNT!

OOPS!!!

Can't let 'em CATCH ME! Can't let 'em EXPOSE ME! I'm SMARTER THAN THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU! I'M SPECIAL! And I won't let stupid Chicago MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME ANYMORE!!!

So STAY AWAY FROM MY YELP ACCOUNT! OR ELSE! I MEAN IT!!!

I like to make sock accounts and troll on the Chicago page, mainly because I'm a fag, but also because I feel a deep-seated contempt for that city. You see, the women of Chicago TOTALLY rejected me when I lived there. They totally emasculated me, walked all over me, treated me like dirt...LOWER THAN DIRT, and utterly crushed my self esteem, trampled it into the mud, to the point where I just gave up on women, and became the man-loving FAG that I am today. I married this fat Korean pig Hannah in a sham marriage so my parents don't figure me out. I fail at everything.

I've even FAILED at lowering Chicago's Rateitall status with negative reviews from all my sock accounts! It's STILL rated number 2 SECOND ONLY TO SAN FRANCISCO! Damn! I've tried SO HARD WITH MY SOCK ACCOUNTS like Drover, ZXCVD, QAZXS, my 2 NEW ACCOUNTS FDQSH, and CDERT, and even my very FIRST SOCK ACCOUNT, GHOSTBUSTERS, which is my "wife's" favorite movie.

I try to keep up on what's going on in Chicago from Google, but's hard, being all the way over here in Alexandria, Va. Even though the "flash mob" incident is over 2 months old, I'll still try to use whatever I can. Man it's messed up when I post personal information about myself on the internet, there's NO TELLING what may happen when DILIGENT PEOPLE stumble upon it!

Well, I'm off to the gay bar now. Maybe I can find a sexy Korean ladyboy to take my mind off how the girls of Chicago squashed my self-esteem like a bug! If you're a hot studly man, shoot me an email! Bye now.

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abichara reviewed your ethnic origin in Do You Believe Strongly Enough to...When It Comes To...:

Yes, I think I believe in my ethnic origin (?)

Both of my parents were originally from Cuba. My family history is actually one of constant migration. Their families both emigrated to the United States in 1961 after the Castroite revolution gutted the middle merchant classes, which they were a part of. They basically left the country with only the shirts they wore on their backs. At the time, the commies were conscripting school children into communes in the countryside, where they would cut sugarcane and raise livestock. Some were being sent to Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union for technical training. A lot of people left the country because they did not want to break up their families in the service of Castro's Utopian ideals.

My mother's family originally emigrated to Cuba from the Spanish Canary Islands in the late 1800's. Many Cubans are actually Creole immigrants from those islands, located in the Eastern Atlantic; that and the province of Galicia in Northwestern Spain. Castro himself is a Galician.

My father's ancestors were also immigrants to Cuba, but they came from Palestine; they were Arab Christians from the Nazareth area. My great-grandfather immigrated to Cuba in 1921, in the wake of major political instability there following the implementation of the British Mandate and the departure of the Turks. Prior to that, he had served as an aide-de-camp and translator in Allenby's army; he was largely a self-learned man who was fluent in three different languages, English, Arabic, and French. Later he also learned Spanish. He originally planned to immigrate to Boston, where much of the family had already migrated, but new bans on immigration following the First World War meant that they couldn't come to the US. So they instead followed a steady stream of migrants from the Levant into Cuba, which absorbed a lot of the extra immigration going into the US. At the time, it was one of the most prosperous country's in the Western Hemisphere, which makes their plight under Castro that much more tragic.

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j1028 reviewed Westchester Bible Church in Westchester Christian Churches:

Absolutely love the church! The Preaching is excellent! The people are wonderful. My wife and I consider this our family. It has been there for us through some pretty tough times. The Pastors and their wives have a real love for the Lord and the people. If you are looking for a church that is real, then Westchester Bible Church is the one.

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RalphTheWonderLlama reviewed National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) in U.S. Government Agencies:

This is a bad weekend for NASA. It was 45 years ago today that the Apollo 1 astronauts were cooked to a crackly crunch because the rocket scientists thought that it would be a good idea to fill the command module with a 100% mix of highly inflammable oxygen. Tomorrow marks the 26th anniversary of the Challenger disaster when six astronauts and a teacher died because the rubber band broke.

Rocket scientists.

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Quatrom reviewed Miller Nissan Of Van Nuys in Van Nuys New Car Dealers:

Everything was great... Kendra is an outstanding employee!

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lordt reviewed 25. David Sedaris in Stuff White People Like:

I never heard about David Sedaris.

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lordt reviewed 6. Organic Food in Stuff White People Like:

Organic food is usually fake.

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Franz07 reviewed Mike Miller Toyota in Culver City New Car Dealers:

We think Sally is a huge asset to Miller Toyota & feel that she really cares about our safety & well-being.

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FranksWildYears reviewed 2. Religions their parents don't belong to in Stuff White People Like:

Over successive generations this becomes more difficult as the better conventional religious options have been taken already. My dad took as his religion televised sports, so that one was off the list for me. I chose live music and my wife has turned to yoga, so our kids will probably be left with social networking or x-treme sports.

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FranksWildYears reviewed 29. 80s Night in Stuff White People Like:

I know it was popular at the senior's home where my grandmother lived.

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numbah16tdhaha reviewed 29. 80s Night in Stuff White People Like:

Alright hipsters, you've gone too far. I liked the '80s, a decade most of you little fucks can't even remember, for quite some time. Its only a matter of time before these hipster fucks screw up everyone's perception of the decade with some fucked up "Happy Days" like garbage that has nothing to do with anything that actually happened in the '80s. I'll warn you little hipster fucks about one more thing as I conclude this rant... stay the fuck away from Star Wars or you'll find out what a prop polycarbonate lightsaber blade feels like.

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