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Review Icon Zoose reviewed Jonathan in Names:
OK name, but extremely common.

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Review Icon minkey reviewed Wolfgang in Names:
A friend said she was thinking of naming her baby Wolfgang. I said, that's a lot of wolves. She went with something else.

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Review Icon Chalky reviewed Ben in Boys Names:
Hey, this is my name.  5 Stars, people!  I've always liked my name.  Full name is actually Bennett but nobody calls me that.  The only downside is that my last name starts w/an 'S' so my intials are 'BS.'  If you think that's bad (freeze---hands in the air, mofo), my middle name starts w/an 'M,' so my initials are 'BMS.' Yes, it's one of the costs of having your name begin w/a 'B' but I still like the name. Overall, I think Ben is a good standalone name, and doesn't need to be short for anything. It's good just the way it is---three letters.

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I guess it works if you expect your kid to be a crab with a Jamaican accent.

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The name Dusty is not for babies. You can keep this name for puppies and cats.

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Doesn't Frasier Crane drink this stuff?

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I suppose if you like 'Pump Up the Volume' or 'Heathers.'

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Only gets a pass if you're Van Wilder... write that down.

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My friends huge & feral cat's named Anakin... & that's cool, but naming a kid that should be grounds for having the state snatch them away.

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Despicable. Cruel. Awful. I'd wish it on my worst enemy reborn.

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Last name Walker ?

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My friends dog is named Lyric... Great Dog !

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She'll scream in vain.

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Am I really fucking reading this shit?

For the record, Smurfs taste awful (it was on Robot Chicken, so I'll trust it).

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Not unless you spell it with one T and you happen to be a cyborg.

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Do you know what's an uncommon/alternative baby name these days? Dave.

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I looked it up in the 2003 American Almanac of Baby Names. Apparently its a common name for the sons of men who are trying to mask their own latent homosexuality.

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When I read it the thing that popped into my mind wasn't "Is it a boy or a girl?", it was "Is it a dry red or a sweet white?"

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Undoubtedly, it is great.

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I actually know one... she's a flag twirler in a marching band, which translates to pretty twirls of a staff lightsaber. Still, pretty twirls don't win duels...

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