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A writer can write, but a finger can't "fing", a grocer can't "groce", and a hammer can't "ham".Get Rating Widget!

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Mad Hatter (38)
09/19/2007
In a Simpsons episode, a very stoned Atto said "They call them finger, but I never see them "fing"....Oh there they go."

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numbah16tdhaha (156)
09/16/2007
Hmm. This is a strange item and I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It sounds like something tweakers came up with...

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ma duron (63)
09/15/2007

Generally, the '-er' suffix is attached to a verb to indicate occupation, so that 'finger,' 'grocer' and 'hammer' as nouns (granted, there is 'to hammer' as a verb) would not qualify. Most often if not always, from such as (to) hammer - as in 'hammerer'; (to) teach; (to) write; (to) speak; (to) drive; (to) manufacture; etc. (Of course: '-or' serves as the alternative suffix to '-er' when the phonetics of the case call for a sound more convenient than the '-er' sound, as in (to) direct; (to) conduct; (to) operate; (to) supervise; (to) manipulate; etc. Exceptions of verbs where neither '-er' nor '-or' apply include (to) study, as in 'student,' so much preferable to 'studier'; etc. BTW, where occupations involve nouns in the sciences, etc., '-cist' '-ian' and even '-er,' or '-or' apply : Editorialist; Scientist; Economist; Statistician; Optician; (politician, even); Astronomer; Doctor; etc.


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irishgit (152)
09/14/2007
Fallacious logic.

This is comparing things that don't belong together.

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MariusQelDroma (36)
09/13/2007
Goofy: yes. Critical: not really.

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smjg (0)
02/20/2006
And a monster can't monst. And a letter can't let. The "finger" case is a little different, because "fing" would have to end with the pronunciation /Ng/ to be consistent with the others. In what I consider to be 'standard' English, "ng" at the end of a word is always /N/ by itself.

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Jed1000 (74)
03/04/2005
Apples and oranges. The er in hammer is simply our modern spelling of the old English word hamor. It does not indicate one who does a certain thing as does the er in dancer, porter etc.

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max9 (0)
03/03/2005
But a fu**er can f** .Believe me....I am a fu**er and I do fu**

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jgls (14)
09/20/2004
lmfao!!!!!!! stop, you are killing me.

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