| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | StanUzbeck (16)
11/04/2004 | I see Jesus fairly frequently. He's this homeless man who's quite well-known in my city. You see him everywhere, on the bus, begging for change, drinking coffee on a bench. He's a pretty nice guy, and is decently well-dressed for a bum. Everybody calls him Jesus, so I'm assuming that's who he is.
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 | winter_spirit (2)
10/14/2004 | There are several drunks out there who claim to be Jesus Christ. There must be thousands of schizophrenics who report seeing Jesus. Who knows? Perhaps one of those people in the asylums is actually Him?
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 | Elf_ears13 (1)
10/14/2004 | I couldn't figure out how I should rate this, so I just gave it three stars. Anyway, He did appear roughly 2,000 years ago, He died on a cross, rose again, went to heaven, and He'll be back any day now...
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 | bibliophile (12)
10/14/2004 | Precisely; proof ought to be furnished.
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 | abichara (63)
10/13/2004 | Nah, they'll probably still think it's all a joke.
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 | Daccory (15)
10/04/2004 | Jesus loves all of creation...he may well ask the fundamentalists what muck they have been spreading.
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 | scarletfeather (54)
09/18/2004 | Well, I wish he would put in an appearance, because I would like to have a long talk with him.
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 | JonTheMan (29)
09/18/2004 | Maybe he'll tear down the toll booth from in front of Canterbury cathedral so I can get in for free (I mean, it is his dad's house and all).
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 | irishgit (150)
09/18/2004 | Well I hope so. I could use some help with the hundred gallons of water I'd like to turn into wine. TO NUMBAH: Damn, I knew there'd be a catch. I shoulda read the fine print.
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 | numbah16tdhaha (156)
09/18/2004 | This would be a fun encounter, but I know full well Ralphie wouldn't be able to leave the holes in Jesus hands alone and would probably get struck down. TO IRISHGIT: I heard he only helps the faithful with the water to wine thing. Hope you are in good standing!
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 | AryanDan (2)
09/15/2004 | According to my projections, it will happen as earlier as this year, or maybe between now and 2012. I could be off by about ten or so years, but Jesus is coming back in a spaceship (heaven-ship) and will land in Jerusalem. Even the Lord will be aboard. (Rev. 21:3) AMEN
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