Act 1. Scene 4

Interior.   Lawrence's study.  A large dark room with the only light coming from a shaded bulb over a massive desk.  Dolly over the shoulder of winged armchair (in which magellan is seated) in front of desk. We see Lawrence lit only from the chest down.  His face largely in shadow.  The following is from magellan's  POV

Lawrence - "Why did you never come and see me before, magellan?  How long have I known you?"

magellan - "I'm sorry Lawrence.  I was afraid to come.  I thought I could handle it myself"

Lawrence - "You didn't want my friendship.  You didn't want to acknowledge me."

magellan - "I'm sorry.  But now I need your help Lawrence.  Please help me.  Those animals are running wild, saying whatever they want, insulting each other in the comments section. Help me Lawrence."

Lawrence - "What is it you want?"

magellan - "Justice, Lawrence."

Lawrence - "You want me to delete them.  That is not justice.  Let them batter each other senseless.  That will be justice enough..."

cue music.  Dolly back. 

Fade to black.

Oh my God!!!!  Has anyone told Lawrence about this? 

Wait a minute, how could this be true.  Lawrence wears glasses and Magellan wears blue tights and has a red cape.  Then again, no one has ever seen Lawrence and Superman, er, uh, Magellan together.  Hmmmm....

LOL!

I didn't realize this Lawrence guy had multiple personalities. There are treatments for this you know!

What difference does it make whether magellan is Lawrence, or not? It's not a secret to anyone who has been here long enough.

Who cares if he's the same person......woopty-doo.  Look at Miley Cyruss,  a.k.a. Hannah Montana  lol

*gasp*

UPDATE: I think Keyser Soze is somehow involved...

Sometimes I wonder if Lawrence and Magellan are one and the same, but they clearly have separate identities. I recently found out that Lawrence has a face. I pictured him as sort of an ephemeral being. UPDATE: I am still trying to figure out the Magellan/Lawrence mystery.

Too many confusing , brain hurting words... I might have to put down a 5 for that Some of the People here make  me mad list...

Oh, so you mean they're supposed to be known as 2 different people, now I got it.

. . . . well, someone's gotta run this joint, websites don't run themselves.  Assuming Lawrence doesn't have some type of dissociative identity disorder, I would imagine that "Lawrence" and "Magellan" would have remarkably similar tastes, so it shouldn't come as a surprise . . .

Puh-leeze geeve to ARR-EYE-AYE!!! Ya just dun no Jayzis would wawnt cha too!! PUH-Leeze!!

gasps, oh my gosh really???? haha.

lol, One's bad enough...


Just kidding...

Ouch, this hurts my head just thinking about it...