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Got married

Item added by cantrell4. Added on 03/15/2008
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9 Reviews

Biscuithead
08/28/2009

Got married 1

This is why I stay away from people who are't married.

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GoinDownSlow
08/01/2009

Got married 1

And a shitload poorer after I got divorced. Red's got that look in her eye. Time to execute plan B, just as soon as I figure out what the fuck plan B is. Until then, I just hide the "Modern Bride" magazines in my mother's house.

Freaks the shit out of people who visit her.

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Donovan
07/13/2008

Got married 3

My wife is the best but I still must be accountable for my own life.

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MissPackRat4Je sus
07/12/2008

Got married 1

So what? Some people aren't married. That doesn't make them freaks.

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CanadaSucks
05/16/2008

Got married 1

According to law, science, and reality I have to be somebody to be married in the first place. . .also 'straight' according to some fundies who live in a nation where almost half of marriages end in failure.

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cyclee
05/16/2008

Got married 2

I think I became even more of a nobody after I got married.

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frogio
04/22/2008

Got married 5

I'm still nobody, and the sad part is that it now has even evolved into an extended family...

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irishgit
04/22/2008

Got married 1

With two up and two down, I'm on the frequent flier program with this, but theres no evidence it made me better.

My ex's would probably be happy to testify to that....

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numbah16tdhaha
04/22/2008

Got married 1

Yeah, still single...

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