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Overall Rating: 1.66 based on 409 ratings
A derivative religion from Millerites and Adventists, founded in 1876, denies the doctrine of the Trinity and claim that Jesus is the Son of God separated from the Father. (Add picture)



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Roarofthunder (2)
08/21/2008
Ever been to Witness wedding? No booze, no dancing, no liveliness. I can cope without an open bar, But no bar? Bah...

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M€G@N M@C (0)
08/20/2008
I guess these people aren't gonna get into heaven cause there is a limited amount that can get in

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Randy3528 (0)
08/07/2008
Dumb asses. Quit knocking on my GODDAMN door and waking me up.

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U.S.M.C. ORRAHH! (0)
07/22/2008
they aint bad just annoying

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Tonya905 (1)
07/15/2008
i was one and they scared me so i quit.

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ms-167855084 (0)
07/08/2008
Annoying. Come knocking on your door.

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Eric- Offshore Drilli... (2)
07/05/2008
They know the Bible they just don't get it.

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laydeezee92 (0)
07/04/2008
A religion that think's that only THEY are the rightious one's, sorry, but that's just pompocity. And not allowing blood transfusions?
Yeah, cause dieng sounds SOOOO much more appealing dosn't it? *Looks Sarcastic*

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jmshockey021 (0)
07/04/2008
Should not have a rating. This so called religion is cult. Shouldn't be taken seriously.

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Cute, But Psycho (0)
07/03/2008
I'm okay with them being Jehovah's witnesses, Why can't they be okay with my NOT being one?

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Michele823 (0)
06/22/2008
I hate it when they knock on the door over and over again. Dont they have a do not visit list??

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???J?re???h 29:11??? (1)
06/22/2008
umm... they is are kinda... different...

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~*bumblebee~* (1)
06/22/2008
really terrible!!!

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Jobba {Woot new phona... (0)
06/20/2008
athiest, it doesnt make sense to have a higher being that hasnt shown its self in physical form, and still have faith.

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Nathan550 (1)
06/19/2008
annoying bastards!

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Oo Michelle oO (1)
06/18/2008
I don't have problems with their beliefs, but the idea that they HAVE to push it on other people is a bit ridiculous and annoying. Believe how you want but keep it to yourself.

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Michaelsgirlforever (1)
06/18/2008
The joke of all religions

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hot donna (0)
06/18/2008
Actually, I just feel bad for the kids that don't get to celebrate the holidays. Maybe I'm shallow.

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Private Punx (0)
06/18/2008
The reason I have a fully fenced property.

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Wendyvine (0)
06/16/2008
No holidays for you!!

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MazDaDon1 (0)
06/15/2008
Door to Door Jesus..just not cool annoying at best offensive at worst. after reading a former JW's blog their brainwashing guilt tripping ministry tactics put young impressionable minds at risk and in unsafe unsanitary conditions.They seem to have a fundamentalist agenda..and a very cultish proile..ther profit founder has absolutely no credibility, and was a bad example of piety. Anyone who knows a devout JW knows they have nothing of value to discuss in religion beyond their dogma..which is all they want to discuss. Their View of Heaven or the Kingdom on earth is put mildly fanciful and bears no resemblence to sanity. Their explanations for the day of resurrection and doomsday dishonors the presumable wisdom of the divine. When put in perspective of their beliefs about heaven on Earth, their heavy preaching efforts seem very pointless. They describe a picture book paradise that is socially irrelevant to simple and advanced populations alike and the concepts make the total disintegration in the fire they preach about seem almost preferable.

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myspace-353361342 (0)
06/10/2008
Uh...do u know what u r talking about?

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-The Original Sin- (0)
06/10/2008
Rather iterseting....I cant really follow though..The whole no birthday thing kills me

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Lisa45 (0)
06/09/2008
These people are highly decieved, and in their own little world.

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myspace-387493239 (0)
06/09/2008
I kno next to nothing bout this religion, other than that they do not celebrate holidays

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myspace-65280043 (0)
06/08/2008
if these mutha fuckas knock on my door n tell me im going 2 hell ONE MORE TIME...I WILL GO 2 HELL....look at what this shit did 2 michael jackson

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lmorovan (15)
06/08/2008
Another man made cult of the 19th century apostate movement.

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Rovert... or Trevor (0)
06/06/2008
This isn't too far different from Moromonism except I know fewer nice people who follow it, I agree less with the principles, and they show up on my door step more.

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myspace-369481537 (0)
06/02/2008
...Ok, what I don't understand is that if there are supposably a certain number of people allowed into heaven...then why are you trying to get me to join? Wouldn't it be better to never tell anyone about your religion if you believ that a set number of people are allowed into heaven and that's it. I could be taking your place. And where would that leave you?

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Funeral EmPYRE (0)
06/02/2008
More possible than other religions. not quite focused on proving what happens after death, but more on how you should act. keeps people happy and from killing eachother. more successful than christians.

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Marcus :| (0)
06/01/2008
They dont know how to have fun

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Love Lipe (0)
05/31/2008
Pretty kool

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myspace-257619400 (0)
05/31/2008
i got a pamplet! (sp)

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myspace-101265817 (0)
05/31/2008
Do not get me started on this religion

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myspace-185695433 (0)
05/31/2008
Most Jehohova's witnesses only want to get the word out but sometimes they can be a little forceful... from my experience, so I give them 3 stars for dedicating their life to the GOOD NEWS about Jesus Christ!

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myspace-94825673 (0)
05/30/2008
Michael Jackson? Enough said!

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Linette (0)
05/29/2008
Annoying as they are... And they know they are.... they also have faith.

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Ridgewalker (48)
05/28/2008

Jehovah Witnesses never bothered me. Never met two of them that I couldn't disarm, take down and hog-tie in under 15 seconds....


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irishgit (146)
05/28/2008

Pretty irritating when they show up to proselytize at my door, and they have a disproportionate share of nutbars.


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twansalem (40)
05/28/2008
They deny the Trinity and they are way to overbearing when they try to spread their faith. At least they believe in God and are more or less harmless, even if quite annoying, so they still get two stars.

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GenghisTheHun (173)
05/18/2008
The Hunnic Kindgom was overrun with these mopes and I decided to thin them out. My buddy, Irv Garcelon and I lured a gaggle of them into Murphy's Strip Bar and Armenian Grill. They never emerged!

Last I looked, a couple of them were playing cymbols and such in the Hunnic Band.


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Sierrasstar (4)
04/05/2008
I don't understand how people could be with this? My grandma says that it's a cult.

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Mitch70 (1)
04/02/2008
Annoying propeganda that spreads by annoying people at their homes.

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CanadaSucks (48)
04/02/2008
Sooooo irritating. . .so wrong on many levels. . .it's too early to punch this bag. . .

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Binniethebloodybooh (15)
04/02/2008
Jehovah Witnesses are the best! Go Witnesses!

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