If you like animals you'll love this joke site.

Good clean funny humor.

Very funny.

Ok.  A little joke fusion here.

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?"

He replied "Sure!"

Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"

OK. A man is speeding down a mountain road in his convertable.  On a tight corner he meets a woman in a convertable driving up the hill. As they close in on each other she yells "PIG!!!"  He gets mad and as she drives by he turns his head and yells "COW!!!".  When the man makes it around the corner, he runs into a pig.

This is supposed to be the joke of the year in Australia.

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep--his wife is in bed. He says, "Dear, I want to show you the pig with whom I have sex when you have a headache."

Wife, "You are carrying a sheep!"

Husband, "I'm not talking to you!"