Hostility between RIA members

Lightsaber duel. UPDATE: I'm sure all of have a reviewer or two that we would like to hack three limbs off of and leave for dead next to a river of lava... UPDATE: I wish Robert57 would come back and save us from this mess...

Gather around the campfire and sing Kumbaya. On the balance, I think that all three of us get along fine!

I personally believe the RIA members are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our...

I don't get involved. It's fun to read some of the stuff though.

Never. Ever. Care about what other posters think of you. . .just review, write, and provide solid logic and reason.

Ah, now if this were solved then RIA would lose its reputation as the premier Internet Whine and Cheese Fest.

I think that this classic response could work but the only drawback is having to travel to do it.

Let's just go at it. I think the site is run on our willpower anyway. I haven't seen a moderator or an update in forever.

Electronic duels, with the loser "dead" (locked out) for a month. It would be easy to implement with game technology. Cerebral combatants could duel with a 20 question trivia test.

I dunno I either say ignore them or have a lightsaber duel in the front yard. That could make for some quality entertainment....

Nope...All good here.

Gladiator games.

Unless you can boost Guy D's IQ by about thirty points (so he would be simply "normal"), get tarts such as Bird808 some Midol, and get AryanDamn to take a long walk on a short pier, I'm afraid the hostility is going to remain.

Who among us isn't here for the action? UPDATE: I simply stop following both parties until they quit pissing on one another's posts.

Reviewer Death Match on pay-per view.

Should be quite fixable. I think that this site has so many different people with so many different ideas, each thinking that their idea is the only right one, then before you know it there's an all out flame war that could have been avoided in the first place. I don't understand what is so appealing about fighting. Sometimes things can get a little boring around here, I will admit. But quarreling is not a solution. It's a problem.

Its simple, just ignore them. Was that so hard?

Whine self-righteously about it.

First, I would invite everyone over to my place for a social. Then I'd provide some mixed drinks and snacks. Of course, while no one was looking, I would have slipped a massive dose of windowpane acid into just about everything that is drinkable or edible. Then I'd sit back, watch, and wait until everyone slowly gets the giggles. Once the ear-to-ear smiles start, then I'd start handing out bottles of bubbles, cans of silly string, and turn on the strobe lights. WooHoo! Party on!

EGOTIST, n. - A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. -from "The Devils Dictionary" - Ambrose Bierce

It takes 2, so just don't be one of them. Edit: Changed my rating to "Needs no fixing". It's more fun this way.

Easy. Everybody come to my place, I'll fix you a beer or you're favorite Alcoholic beverage. High party atmosphere. If you have irreconcilable differences that a beer won't fix, you can go out back and howl until you come back in with a grin on your face. Ayn will supply the pot. Everybody leaves happy and we're all friends.

I think that if one reviewer was sincerely at the end of their rope with another - and likes the site, just can't keep their cool when reading someone's reviews - having a way to make that reviewer and all reviews & messages blind from the other reviewer would be a nice touch.  This would be similar to how aol instant messenger gives you the option to block a user/make yourself invisible to that user.  Not sure how feasible this is but such a feature could end a few headaches.

Send ILikePie into exile. Until he returns as 'EdgarAllenPie' and the war will begin... [Thank you Humorbot]

I dunno. Just get over it?  People don't always get along.  Don't let it bother you too much.

An unannounced surprise can't we all get along  party at Franks Wild Years' house?

Reap what you sow...

If only people could agree to disagree, it might help keep things on a more peaceful level. However, it's a little easier said than done because hostility is all some people know.

No matter how hard you try, some people plain and simple, do not want to get along.

This is the Opinion Network, is it not?

How about a mind melt?