Department of Homeland Security

Item added by AmyB. Added on 05/07/2008
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GenghisTheHun
08/23/2011

Department of Homeland Security 4

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

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louiethe20th
05/08/2008

Department of Homeland Security 3

  They have done a bang up job of stopping the flow of illegals across our borders too! 12 to 20 million putting a 30k per person hit on our eco!

I will say that they have helped stop all terrorist plots since 9/11. There is still room for improvement.

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