These reviews are the home of the libelous personal assault, most of them going something like this:
"Don't go to the Micky D's on Route 6 out near the WalMart cuz they got a bunch of greasy punkasses working there that don't know shit. F*** you b**ches. I got a gobber in my Big Mac, and I know it was from Jordan the afternoon supervisor, cuz he's the head punkass b**ch and knows I could kick his punkass. Don't go there cuz Jordan will snot in your food and one day I will beat his punk ass. My name is Lyle Gorch, 1314 Peckinpaugh Drive, Pigbladder, Wyoming, 82010, 307-555-2567, and I'm going to kick Jordans punk ass soon."
