i wouldn't go anywhere near that man. i love my face too much.

This song would sum it all up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t9SCHLRDoY

Between his three weapons, I'd say no...

With a baseball bat, maybe. Otherwise...HELL NO!

I wouldn't fight him for fun, put it that way!

I'd have to be VERY careful since he could give me brain damage with one good punch. Even trying to ground fight doesn't seem a great option considering that I give up alot of weight to him, plus he'd bite me in a grapple.

considering he is a fighter and a mean one at that. I would not want to be near him. he already makes it clear he does not care if he hurts a female. I am not one to go around looking for fights anyway. and there are very few people in my life I have ever felt like  smacking. he is way too dangerous.

It would take a naked lady to distract him, followed by a couple of dozen Uruk-hai with their battering ram to soften him up. Then I'd go in reading "The Tom, Dick and Jane Primer on How to Respect One Another". This ought to confuse him to death...

No. I think Tyson is a contemptible, steriod-enhanced monstrosity; a stupid, thuggish freak. Having said that, I'd rather get into the ring with a grizzly bear than with Tyson. I'd rather make a sex tape with Tonya Harding than get into the ring with Tyson. The steroid enhancement is pronounced if you compare pictures of him at 16 with pictures of him just a year later. At 16, he was a big kid, but nothing special. Just a year later, he looked like he had steel plates sewed under his skin.

I value me ears thank you very much.

Could I take him?

Sure.

As long as you tied him to a chair and gave me an axe. 

I'd distract him with a question, like whats 2+3, then cold cock him while he's thinking of an answer. Then Run!