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Added on 06/02/2008
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Molfan
04/26/2009

Ghandi 1

considering Ghandi would refuse to a physical fight. from anything i have read or heard he was one for peace. so anyone who would try and fight him would be a bully. never would want to do that. maybe he could teach me how to be more peaceful with the world maybe teach some anger management. I could use that these days in a world of bullies.

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Astromike
04/26/2009

Ghandi 1

I wouldnt wanna fight him, I would wanna shake his hand.

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CastleBee
04/26/2009

Ghandi 1

Only if I wanted to screw up my karma for the rest of eternity.

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georges11
08/05/2008

Ghandi 1

The prsence of his overwhelming peaceful aura would crush me inadvertently.

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FranksWildYear s
06/25/2008

Ghandi 5

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.  He also was quite a spiritual person.  Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.  Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath.  He came to be known as a super calloused fragile mystic with chronic halitosis.

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zuchinibut
06/03/2008

Ghandi 5

It would be morally wrong for me to fight Ghandi...In my belief though it would be morally wrong to fight any of these people. However, if Ghandi came at me in an unprecedented fit of rage, I am pretty sure that I would destroy him. This would all depend on him being alive though. These thoughts aren't really necessary are they?

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Jamie McBain
06/03/2008

Ghandi 4

The only problem would be if he was zombie Ghandi.

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MariusQelDroma
06/03/2008

Ghandi 5

Totally...

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Ridgewalker
06/03/2008

Ghandi 5

No problem. I'd plant my palm on his forehead and let him swing away. Eventually, he'd tire....

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numbah16tdhaha
06/02/2008

Ghandi 5

This is my tasteless pick of the day. Blame Fight Club, kids...

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irishgit
06/02/2008

Ghandi 5

Having been in more than my share of scraps in my younger day, I learned that its never wise to predict victory because there are so many intangibles.


However, given that this guy has been dead for 60 years, I think I can make an exception.

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