I have no reason to kick GPs ass. but she once lampooned Sharon Stone on Saturday day night live. and it pissed sharon Stone off so maybe she could kick her behind.

I have racked my brain and cannot think of anything that would cause me to want to kick her butt. I actually respect her talent-wise, am too old to harbor jealousy toward her looks, and it doesn't even annoy me that she named her daughter after a piece of fruit. Actually, given her size and ethereal body type - I would think that slapping her around would qualify as something like child abuse.

You'd think you could kick her ass, that is until you realized she didn't have one.

But I would rather feed her a ham sandwich.

Just need a good lungful for this fight. :)

I'd breathe on her and the force behind that alone would knock her on her ass.

How is it even a fight?

The problem with this one is you lose either way.

Beat her, and you're a thuggish jerk for thumping on a waif.

Lose to her...... It doesn't bear thinking about.... "Gwyneth Paltrow kicked my ass...."