frogio: Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

Ridge: No sugar, just aspartame.

frogio: Snow plow?

Ridge: It's July.

frogio: Toothbrush?

Ridge: Toothbrush!? Hell, no!

frogio:  Well , whatcha got, then?

Ridge: My house up for sale.

Sure, as long as you don't mind living next to 37 compost barrels, 6000 square feet of solar panels, and a ongoing public address broadcast about the AMA and aspartame.

Ridge is a great guy, but as I'd be going over to greet the new neighbor in the hut made out of wheat germ, I'd probably be attacked by a grizzly and a medicine man- if I wasn't destroyed by one of the professor's inventions. The man is like a cross between Grizzly Adams and Einstein.

He'd be like Wilson on "Home Improvement" with his wisdom and caring ear.

It would be nice to have Ridge and Stark as neighbors. he is a nice man . very intelligent. could learn a lot from this fellow Michigander.

My man Ridge. For sure, for sure.

This guy is funny! he would make wonderful neighbor!

Ridge and I have have some good conversations and I'm sure that would continue. He's a good guy with a big heart.

I would welcome Ridge and Stark as neighbors....I have always enjoyed them on here.

Would likely provide intellectual stimualtion.

I doubt he would want to be my neighbor, but i would love to have him close. He is a walking library and a good character judge. He must have a weak side, and that where I would aime at, be it with some succulent food, cool drinks, a good Cuban cigar or two. Once I would get his defenses down, we could share some great experiences. I have not always been a Christian, so I know where I came from and could relate to him in terms that may not necessarily be grounds for conflict. But I know one thing for sure: I will pester him with asking to lend me some of his books. And especially, get my nose into his writings. Perhaps I could persuade him to give me a hand in writing about my experiences in life regarding the transition from my communist raising up to a free and human rights friendly society.

This would be dangerous. I'm not sure it should be legal to put us in the same zip code...